Henry Louis Mencken Berühmte Zitate
Original englisch: "All the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - Bayard vs. Lionheart https://www.newspapers.com/clip/21831908/hl_mencken_article_26_jul_1920_the/ in The Evening Sun (Baltimore, Maryland), 1920-07-26 (dort am Ende des Artikels)
Zitate über Männer von Henry Louis Mencken
Zitate über Demokratie von Henry Louis Mencken
Demokratenspiegel. Die Korruption unter der Demokratie http://mencken.atspace.org/mencken9_2.htm
Original englisch: "Capitalism under democracy has a further advantage: its enemies, even when it is attacked, are scattered and weak, and it is usually easily able to array one half of them against the other half, and thus dispose of both."
Demokratenspiegel
Demokratenspiegel. Fußnote über Pechvögel http://mencken.atspace.org/mencken9_1.htm
Original englisch: "All politics, under democracy, resolves itself into a series of dynastic questions: the objective is always the job, not the principle."
Demokratenspiegel
Henry Louis Mencken Zitate und Sprüche
Englisch: "Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and wrong" - "The Divine Afflatus" in: New York Evening Mail (16. November 1917); später veröffentlicht in Prejudices: Second Series (1921) p. 158 https://archive.org/stream/prejudices030184mbp#page/n163/mode/1up und, geringfügig verändert, in A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949), p. 443 books.google http://books.google.de/books?id=2Q19hMwsNgYC&pg=PA443&dq=neat
Demokratenspiegel. Missverhältnis in der Vertretung in den USA http://mencken.atspace.org/mencken5.htm
Original englisch: "The typical democrat is quite willing to exchange any of the theoretical boons of freedom for something that he can use."
Demokratenspiegel
Demokratenspiegel. Die Zukunft der Demokratie http://mencken.atspace.org/mencken9_3.htm
Original englisch: "Whatever the label on the parties, or the war cries issuing from the demagogues who lead them, the practical choice is between the plutocracy on the one side and a rabble of preposterous impossibilists on the other."
Demokratenspiegel
Aus dem Wörterbuch "Jazz Webster". Autorisierte Übersetzung von Thea Maria Lenz. In: DAS TAGE-BUCH. Berlin, 17. Februar 1923, Heft 7 Jahrg. 4. S. 222 archive.org http://archive.org/stream/DasTage-buch19231.Halbjahr/DasTage-buch1923-1#page/n231/mode/2up/search/jazz+webster
(Original englisch: "IDEALIST. One who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - XI. The Jazz Webster. In: A Book of Burlesques. New York 1920. p. 205 gutenberg.org http://www.gutenberg.org/files/22145/22145-h/22145-h.htm#XI_THE_JAZZ_WEBSTER
"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing" - A Few Pages of Notes. In: The Smart Set: A Magazine of Cleverness, vol. 45, 1915. p. 435 books.google http://books.google.de/books?id=hXVHAAAAYAAJ&q=idealist [unter dem Pseudonym William Drayham], A Little Book in C Major. New York John Lane 1916. p. 19 archive.org http://archive.org/stream/littlebookcmajor00mencrich#page/19/mode/2up)
Zitiert bei Richard Dawkins: Der Gotteswahn. Ullstein Verlag, 2007, ISBN 3550086881. Übersetzer: Sebastian Vogel. S. 44
Original englisch: "We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." - Minority report - H.L. Mencken's Notebooks. Knopf 1956. p. 3. Vorabdruck in LIFE 20. Februar 1956 p. 76 rechts oben
Zitiert in einem Brief von Timothy McVeigh an Gore Vidal vom 28. Februar 1999. Abgedruckt in Gore Vidal: Die Bedeutung von Timothy McVeigh. In Gore Vidal: Ewiger Krieg für ewigen Frieden. Aus dem Amerikanischen übersetzt von Bernhard Jendricke und Barbara Steckhan. EVA Hamburg 3. Aufl. 2002 (Original "The Meaning of Timothy McVeigh", in Vanity Fair September 2001 vanityfair.com http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2001/09/mcveigh200109 4. Abschnitt)
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - über Ezra Pound. Prejudices, First Series. New York 1919. Chapter 6: "The New Poetry Movement", p. 90. docsouth.unc.edu http://docsouth.unc.edu/southlit/mencken/mencken.html
„Die Ehe ist eine wunderbare Einrichtung, aber wer möchte in einer Einrichtung leben?“
Variante: Die Ehe ist eine wunderbare Institution, aber wer möchte schon in einer Institution leben?
Henry Louis Mencken: Zitate auf Englisch
“Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.”
Quelle: 1920s, Prejudices, Third Series (1922), Ch. 14 "Types of Men" - 3 : The Believer
Quelle: Prejudices: Third Series
“We are here and it is now: further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.”
1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
Quelle: A Mencken Chrestomathy
36
1940s–present, Minority Report : H.L. Mencken's Notebooks (1956)
323
1940s–present, Minority Report : H.L. Mencken's Notebooks (1956)
Quelle: Minority Report
“Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.”
1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
“Misogynist — A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.”
1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
222
1940s–present, Minority Report : H.L. Mencken's Notebooks (1956)
Quelle: Minority Report
In Defense of Women (1918)
1910s
Variante: The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
Quelle: In Defense Of Women
Kontext: Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary.
“Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.”
394
1940s–present, Minority Report : H.L. Mencken's Notebooks (1956)
Kontext: The highfalutin aims of democracy, whether real or imaginary, are always assumed to be identical with its achievements. This, of course, is sheer hallucination. Not one of those aims, not even the aim of giving every adult a vote, has been realized. It has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
'Notes On Journalism' http://books.google.com/books?id=52L2eI9mwlcC&q="No+one+in+this+world+so+far+as+I+know+and+I+have+searched+the+record+for+years+and+employed+agents+to+help+me+has+ever+lost+money+by+underestimating+the+intelligence+of+the+great+masses+of+the+plain+people"&pg=PA28#v=onepage in the Chicago Tribune ( 19 September 1926 http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1926/09/19/page/87/article/notes-on-journalism)
The first sentence is often paraphrased as "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people." (The Yale Book of Quotations, 2006, p. 512)
1920s
Quelle: Gist of Mencken
“A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.”
1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
369
Popular version of the first sentence: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-front for the urge to rule it."
1940s–present, Minority Report : H.L. Mencken's Notebooks (1956)
Quelle: Minority Report
“Self-respect — The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.”
1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
"Masculum et Feminam Creavit Eos," http://books.google.com/books?id=4cl5c4T9LWkC&q=%22No+matter+how+happily+a+woman+may+be+married+it+always+pleases+her+to+discover+that+there+is+a+nice+man+who+wishes+that+she+were+not%22&pg=PA337#v=onepage Ch. 30: Sententiæ http://books.google.com/books?id=VK0vR4fsaigC&q=%22No+matter+how+happily+a+woman+may+be+married+it+always+pleases+her+to+discover+that+there+is+a+nice+man+who+wishes+that+she+were+not%22&pg=PT1176#v=onepage
1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
As quoted in Charting the Candidates '72 (1972) by Ronald Van Doren, p. 7
1940s–present
Kontext: The state — or, to make the matter more concrete, the government — consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can't get and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods.
Baltimore Evening Sun (9 August 1926)
1920s
Quelle: A Mencken Chrestomathy
" What I Believe http://www.unz.org/Pub/Forum-1930sep-00133" in The Forum 84 (September 1930), p. 136
1930s
Kontext: Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt. The more stupid the man, the larger his stock of adamantine assurances, the heavier his load of faith.
“The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable.”
Quelle: 1910s, Prejudices, First Series (1919), Ch. 16
Kontext: The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable. No virtuous man — that is, virtuous in the Y. M. C. A. sense — has ever painted a picture worth looking at, or written a symphony worth hearing, or a book worth reading.
