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„Ich bin nicht seltsam, verrückt oder wahnsinnig, meine Realität unterscheidet sich nur von deiner.“

„Eines der tiefen Geheimnisse des Lebens ist, dass alles, was das Tun wirklich wert ist, das ist, was wir für andere tun.“

„Ich weiß, wer ich war, als ich heute morgen aufstand, aber ich glaube, daß ich mich seitdem mehrfach verwandelt habe.“

„Aber ich mag nicht unter verrückte Leuten gehen", bemerkte Alice.
"Oh, dagegen kann man nichts machen", sagte die Katze; "wir sind hier alle verrückt. Ich bin verrückt. Du bist verrückt."
"Woher weißt du denn, dass ich verrückt bin?", fragte Alice.
"Du musst es sein", sagte die Katze, "sonst wärst du nicht hierhergekommen.“

„Bitte sage mir, welchen Weg ich gehen soll.
Das hängt davon ab, wohin du willst.“

„[.. ] und dann die vier Abtheilungen vom Rechnen: Zusehen, Abziehen, Vervielfraßen und Stehlen.“

„Wenn sich jeder um seine eigenen Angelegenheiten kümmern würde, würde sich die Welt viel schneller bewegen als sie es bislang tut.“

„Tapfere Männer sind wie Wirbeltiere: Außen weich, aber innen mit einem harten Kern.“

„Nein, nein. Die Abenteuer zuerst, Erklärungen nehmen solch eine schreckliche Zeit in Anspruch.“

„Beginnen Sie am Anfang, sagte der König sehr ernst, und fahren Sie fort, bis Sie zum Ende kommen: dann hören Sie auf.“

„Ich glaube nicht… Dann solltest du nicht reden, sagte der Hutmacher.“

„Alles ist lustig, wenn man darüber lachen kann.“

“Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.”

“Cat: Where are you going?
Alice: Which way should I go?
Cat: That depends on where you are going.
Alice: I don’t know.
Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.”

“Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”

“Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”
“Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
“No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?”
“I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter”

“Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.”

“IN THE END… We only regret the chances we didn’t take, the relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make.”

“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”

“There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.”

“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!”

“She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.”

“Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, “What road do I take?”

The cat asked, “Where do you want to go?”

“I don’t know,” Alice answered.

“Then,” said the cat, “it really doesn’t matter, does it?”

“Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.”

“Only the insane equate pain with success."
"The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die."
_Cheshire Cat”

“Begin at the beginning, the King said, very gravely, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."
"I don't much care where –"
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go.”

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?”

“One of the deep secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.”

“Alice: How long is forever?
White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.”

“Is all our Life, then, but a dream
Seen faintly in the golden gleam
Athwart Time's dark resistless stream?”

“I wonder if the snowthe trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, "Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.”

“If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.”

“I don't think… then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.”

“I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then”

“Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. Nothing's impossible!”

“Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.”

“Curiouser and curiouser.”

“No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.”