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Robin Williams

Geburtstag: 21. Juli 1951
Todesdatum: 11. August 2014

Robin McLaurin Williams war ein US-amerikanischer Schauspieler und Komiker. Er wurde 1978 durch die Sitcom Mork vom Ork bekannt. Der Oscar- und fünffache Golden-Globe-Preisträger spielte sowohl tragikomische als auch psychopathische Rollen , wirkte aber auch in Familienfilmen mit.

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„Es ist ein wunderbares Gefühl, wenn einem der Vater nicht als Gottheit, sondern als Mensch erscheint. Wenn er von dem Berg herabsteigt, man ihn als normalen Erdenbürger mit all seinen Schwächen sieht und als solchen liebt.“

— Robin Williams

Über Menschen

„Männer haben ein Hirn und einen Penis, aber nur soviel Blut, dass nur eins von beiden funktioniert!“

— Robin Williams
TV Movie, Juni-Ausgabe 12/2007, S.5

Über Männer

„[On husbands sharing their wives' childbearing experience] Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're trying to circumcise yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an umbrella up your ass, I don't think so!“

— Robin Williams

„What kind of food did we drop on Afghanistan? Pop-Tarts, peanut butter…just add a Honey Baked Ham and you've got a redneck Christmas. Why are we dropping this food on Afghanistan? Tastes a hell of a lot better than dirt, #1. #2, difficult to have a call to jihad with a mouth full of peanut butter. Thirdly, Afghanistan is a hashish-smoking culture, and anyone who's ever been a friend of the hookah will go, (intense, stoned stare) "Pop-Tarts!"“

— Robin Williams

„Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.“

— Robin Williams
Context: I would like to do Shakespeare's only unknown piece, That's the Way I Lick It... It's a bleak night my Lord. Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.... Anon, post-haste, let's get a larger crowd in here. Free Cocaine! There's no luck. Does anyone have drugs to ease my pain? My Kingdom for a Quaalude! … It is the end! I must go, for I cannot come here, and yet, it has been brief, 'tis over, and the lights do turn bright. <!-- You aren't going to help me are you? Performance at the L.A. Improv (1977)

„I would like to do for you now, a Japanese science fiction movie: "Attack of the Killer Vibrators."“

— Robin Williams
Context: I would like to do for you now, a Japanese science fiction movie: "Attack of the Killer Vibrators." Performance at the L.A. Improv (1977) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH7crqRvhhc

„Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality.“

— Robin Williams
Context: Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality. … It's like post-traumatic stress syndrome: Some people respond to traumatic or tragic events by withdrawal; some even create other personalities. Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event. On his role in The Fisher King (1991), as quoted in "Dreams: The Fisher King" (2006) edited by Phil Stubbs http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/fkprod1.htm

„Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event.“

„You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing.“

— Robin Williams
Context: !-- 'Cause you're --> You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing. A Night at the Roxy (1978)

„Before I go on, I want to ask if there are any Hell's Angels here tonight? [no response] … Those pussy-whipped faggots!“

— Robin Williams
Performance at the L.A. Improv (1977)

„They call it freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your house! It should be called home basing! Three signs you're addicted to cocaine: First of all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and your cat's going "I'm outta here, prick!," Warning! Number two: If you have this dream where you're doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep, and you wake up and you're doing cocaine, BINGO! Number three: if on your tax form it says, "$50,000 for snacks," MAYDAY!“

— Robin Williams

„But I know, as beatific as Gandhi was, there was somebody in a Bombay bar going, "I knew Gandhi... he was a prick. I saw him sucking down a pork hot dog, hitting on Mother Teresa. He kept saying, 'Who's your diaper daddy? Who's your diaper daddy?'"“

— Robin Williams

„Because now, when you go through airport security, it's tight. You go through the metal detector, and if you're heavily pierced, like some of my friends, it's like, (steps forward) "BZZT!" "Take out your keys, sir." Tip of the iceberg. (pantomimes removing various piercings from the ears, nostrils eyebrows, tongue; then reaches to the side, grabs an imaginary drill, points it at his crotch and makes a drilling noise) For those playing the home game, this is called a Prince Albert. And I'm sure that was his last wish. I'm sure Albert said "Victoria, I'm dying. I want you to name a museum, a performance hall, and a bolt through the cock after me. That will be Victoria's Secret. Go, my darling!"“

— Robin Williams

„Twitter broke the other day, and a lot of people were going, "My Thumbs! My thumbs are moving for no reason! What's that?" "A book". "Who are you?" "Dad. I miss you. Let's talk."“

— Robin Williams

„We still have great comedy out there. There's always ramblin' Joe Biden. What the fuck? Joe says shit that even people with Tourette's go "no..."“

— Robin Williams

„Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready."“

— Robin Williams
As quoted in The Fourth—And by Far the Most Recent—637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (1990) edited by Robert Byrne, p, 518

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Zitate Robin Williams

„Es ist ein wunderbares Gefühl, wenn einem der Vater nicht als Gottheit, sondern als Mensch erscheint. Wenn er von dem Berg herabsteigt, man ihn als normalen Erdenbürger mit all seinen Schwächen sieht und als solchen liebt.“

„Männer haben ein Hirn und einen Penis, aber nur soviel Blut, dass nur eins von beiden funktioniert!“

„[On husbands sharing their wives' childbearing experience] Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're trying to circumcise yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an umbrella up your ass, I don't think so!“

„Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.“

„I would like to do for you now, a Japanese science fiction movie: "Attack of the Killer Vibrators."“

„Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality.“

„Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event.“

„You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing.“

„Before I go on, I want to ask if there are any Hell's Angels here tonight? [no response] … Those pussy-whipped faggots!“

„But I know, as beatific as Gandhi was, there was somebody in a Bombay bar going, "I knew Gandhi... he was a prick. I saw him sucking down a pork hot dog, hitting on Mother Teresa. He kept saying, 'Who's your diaper daddy? Who's your diaper daddy?'"“

„Twitter broke the other day, and a lot of people were going, "My Thumbs! My thumbs are moving for no reason! What's that?" "A book". "Who are you?" "Dad. I miss you. Let's talk."“

„We still have great comedy out there. There's always ramblin' Joe Biden. What the fuck? Joe says shit that even people with Tourette's go "no..."“

„Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready."“

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