Robert Anson Heinlein Zitate

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„Glück besteht darin, genügend Schlaf zu bekommen. Nur das, nichts mehr.“

„Es gibt keine schlimmere Tyrannei, als jemanden zu zwingen, für etwas zu zahlen, das er nicht will, nur weil ihr glaubt, dass es gut für ihn wäre.“

„Frauen und Katzen werden tun, was sie wollen, und Männer und Hunde sollten sich entspannen und sich an die Idee gewöhnen.“

„Liebe ist der Zustand, in dem das Glück eines anderen Menschen für den eigenen wesentlich ist.“

„Handicapen Sie Ihre Kinder nicht, indem Sie ihnen das Leben leicht machen.“

„Eine Generation, die die Geschichte ignoriert, hat keine Vergangenheit - und keine Zukunft.“

„Hüte dich vor Selbstlosigkeit! Sie basiert auf Selbsttäuschung, der Quelle allen Übels.“

„Cheops' Gesetz: Nichts wird pünktlich oder ohne Erweiterung des Budgets fertig.“

„Ein Prüfstein zum Herausfinden des wirklichen Werts eines »Intellektuellen«: Finde heraus, was er von Astrologie hält.“

„Klima erwartet man, Wetter bekommt man.“

„Eine prüde Person ist eine Person, die denkt, dass ihre eigenen Anstandsregeln Naturgesetze sind.“

„Unterschätze niemals die Macht der menschlichen Dummheit.“

„Man kann Frieden haben. Oder man kann Freiheit haben. Rechne niemals damit, beide gleichzeitig zu haben.“

„Sünde liegt nur darin, andere Menschen unnötig zu verletzen. Alle anderen "Sünden" sind erfundener Blödsinn. (Sich selbst zu verletzen ist keine Sünde -- nur dumm.)“

“These savages and their false gods! I grow weary of them. Yet they are necessary; the priests and the gods of slaves always fight on the side of the Masters. It is a rule of nature.”

““Can I trust you, my friend?”
“If you can’t, then what is my assurance worth?””

“I found out a long time ago that you have to take some chances in this life. Otherwise you are just a vegetable, headed for the soup pot.”

“I was too busy to oblige them by dying just now.”

“People don’t really want change, any change at all — and xenophobia is very deep-rooted. But we progress, as we must — if we are to go out to the stars.”

“All normal human beings have soi-disant mixed-up glands. The race is divided into two parts: those who know this and those who do not.”

““Look, Chief—is it really necessary to kill everybody here? I don’t relish it.”
“Don’t get chicken, son,” admonished Ardmore with an edge in his voice. “This is war—and war is no joke. There is no such thing as a humane war.””

“Wisdom includes not getting angry unnecessarily. The Law ignores trifles and the wise man does, too.”

“I can’t evaluate my opinions of right and wrong because I learned them from my parents and haven’t lived long enough to have formed opinions in disagreement with theirs.”

““You know, Ellie, you play this game awfully well—for a girl.”
“Thank you too much.”
“No, I mean it. I suppose girls are probably as intelligent as men, but most of them don’t act like it. I think it’s because they don’t have to. If a girl is pretty, she doesn’t have to think.””

“Jealousy is a disease; love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often confuses one for the other, or assumes the greater the love, the greater the jealousy. In fact they are almost incompatible; both at once produce unbearable turmoil.”

“Three things only do slaves require, food, work, and their gods, and of the three their gods must never be touched, else they grow troublesome.”

“Sic transit gloria mundi—Tuesday is usually worse.”

“See how involved it gets? Clover, bees, nitrogen, escape speed, power, plant-animal balance, gas laws, compound interest laws, meteorology—a mathematical ecologist has to think of everything and think of it ahead of time. Ecology is explosive; what seems like a minor and harmless invasion can change the whole balance.”

“He had let himself be bulldozed by the odds against him. He promised himself never again to pay any attention to the odds, but only to the issues.”

“If you’re going to be businessmen, don’t confuse the vocation with larceny.”

“He’ll pay no mind to me anyhow,” MacRae answered. “That’s the healthy thing about kids.”

“Don’t worry about it. There is less here than meets the eye.”

““Yes, maybe it’s just one colossal big joke with no point to it.” Lazarus stood up and stretched and scratched his ribs. “But I can tell you this, Andy, whatever the answers are, here’s one monkey that’s going to keep on climbing, and looking around him to see what he can see, as long as the tree holds out.””

“I was just trying to show you,” he went on, “just how insubstantial a ‘common sense’ idea can be when you pin it down. Neither ‘common sense’ nor ‘logic’ can prove anything. Proof comes from experiment, or to put it another way, from experience, and from nothing else.”

“Sex is rearing its interesting head.”

““He posed me a question which I must answer correctly—else he will not co-operate.”
“Huh? What was the question?
“I’ll ask you. Martha, what is the meaning of life?”
“What! Why, what a stupid question!”
“He did not ask it stupidly.”
“It’s a psychopathic question, unlimited, unanswerable, and, in all probability, sense free.””

“Here is the wisdom of the ages: Men rule but women decide.”

“I venture to predict that, when we get around to reviewing their records, we will find that the rebels were almost all—all, perhaps—men who had never been outstandingly successful at anything. Their only prominence was among themselves.”

“Of course the intellectual class did not notice this for many decades, as an intellectual is a highly educated man who can't do arithmetic with his shoes on, and is proud of the lack.”

““What is a ‘hunch’?”
“Eh? It’s a belief that something is so, or isn’t so, without evidence.”
“I’d call a hunch the result of automatic reasoning below the conscious level on data you did not know you possessed.””

“It is the most indecent outfit I’ve ever seen, with no other purpose than to excite lewd, libidinous, lascivious, licentious, lecherous, lustful longings in the loins of Lotharios.”
“Isn’t that the purpose of clothing?”

“A distance “as the crow flies” is significant only to crows.”

“The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth, One Meter Wide and Two Meters Long.”