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“I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.”
George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
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“The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.”
George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
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“There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.”
Class Clown (1972)
Kontext: There are four hundred thousand words in the English language, and there are seven you can't say on television. What a ratio that is: 399,993 to 7. They must really be bad; they'd have to be outrageous to be separated from a group that large! "All of you over here, you seven? BAD WORDS." That's what they told us they were, remember? "That's a bad word!" …No bad words; bad thoughts, bad intentions... and words. You know the seven, don't you, that you can't say on television? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
“I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.”
George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
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George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
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“Thegot its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear.”
George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
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“I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.”
George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
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“I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.”
George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
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