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George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
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“Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.”
"Interview With Jesus"
A Place for My Stuff (1981)
“Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.”
George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
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George Carlin buch Brain Droppings
Quelle: Brain Droppings
“Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time.”
You Are All Diseased (1999)
Kontext: In the bullshit department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I got to tell you the truth, folks: when it comes to bullshit - big-time, major-league bullshit - you have to stand in awe, in AWE of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest! Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it: religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time... But He loves you! He loves you, and He needs MONEY! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise - somehow, just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story... Holy Shit!
George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Quelle: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Books, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
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