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David Sedaris ist ein humoristischer US-amerikanischer Autor, Essayist und Radiomitarbeiter. Viel seines Witzes ist autobiographisch und bezieht sich auf seine große Familie, sein griechisches Erbe, seine verschiedenen Jobs, seine Erziehung und Beziehungen, Drogenmissbrauch, Homosexualität und sein Leben als Auswanderer in Frankreich mit seinem Partner Hugh. Wikipedia  

✵ 26. Dezember 1956
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David Sedaris Zitate und Sprüche

„Ich weiß nicht viel über die wissenschaftlichen Aspekte, aber meine nervösen Angewohnheiten ließen nach, als ich mit Zigaretten anfing. […] Alles ist ganz prima, solang ich weiß, dass es eine Zigarette in meiner unmittelbaren Zukunft gibt.“

Die Mackenplage (A plague of tics), in: Naked. Aus dem Amerikanischen von Harry Rowohlt. (Auch unter dem Titel "Nackt" erschienen). München Heyne 2005 (2. Aufl.) S. 33 f.
In STERN 7/2003, Seite 167 http://books.google.com/books?id=Ad48AQAAIAAJ&q=%22nerv%C3%B6sen+Angelegenheiten fehlerhaft zitiert als: "Meine nervösen Angelegenheiten ließen nach, als ich anfing zu rauchen - alles prima, solange es eine Zigarette in meiner unmittelbaren Zukunft gibt."
Original englisch: "I'm unsure of the scientific aspects, but for some reason my nervous habits faded at around the same time I took up with cigarettes. [...] everything's fine as long as I know there's a cigarette in my immediate future." - A Plague of tics

David Sedaris: Zitate auf Englisch

“there's a reason regular people don't appear on TV: we're boring.”

David Sedaris buch Me Talk Pretty One Day

Quelle: Me Talk Pretty One Day

“clatter of a typewriter suggests that you're actually building something.”

David Sedaris buch Me Talk Pretty One Day

Quelle: Me Talk Pretty One Day

“It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.”

David Sedaris buch Holidays on Ice

Quelle: Holidays on Ice

“You haven't lived until you've sailed”

Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002

“… name association was big, as were my presumed interests in vaudeville and politics. In St. Louis the Bow tie was characterized as "very Charlie McCarthy", while in Chicago a young man defined it as "the pierced eyebrow of the Republican party."”

David Sedaris When You Are Engulfed in Flames

On stereotypes of bowtie wearers, [Sedaris, David, David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames, Little, Brown and Company, Buddy, Can You Spare a Tie?, 2008, 0316143472]
When You Are Engulfed in Flames (2008)

“If cooking is an art, I think we're in our Dada phase.”

David Sedaris buch Me Talk Pretty One Day

Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)

“Something has changed, and now, when I look at my students, I see only people who are going to eat up my time.”

17.01.1989 - p.201
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“It's fun to see where people live.”

20.01.1979 - p.29
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“I Photo Elfed all day for a variety of Santas and it struck me that many of the parents don't allow their children to speak at all. A child sits upon Santa's lap and the parents say, 'All right now, Amber, tell Santa what you want. Tell him you want a Baby Alive and My Pretty Ballerina and that winter coat you saw in the catalog.'
The parents name the gifts they have already bought. They don't want to hear the word 'pony' or 'television set,' so they talk through the entire visit, placing words in the child's mouth. When the child hops off the lap, the parents address their children, each and every time, with, 'What do you say to Santa?'
The child says, 'Thank you, Santa.'”

David Sedaris buch Barrel Fever

It is sad because you would like to believe that everyone is unique and then they disappoint you every time by being exactly the same, asking for the same things, reciting the exact same lines as though they have been handed a script.
All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the police are right: it all comes down to the fingerprints.
Essay, "Santaland diaries" - p.233-234, 235
Barrel Fever (1994)

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