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Scott Adams

Geburtstag: 8. Juni 1957

Scott Adams ist ein US-amerikanischer Comiczeichner und Buchautor. Bekannt wurde er durch die Dilbert-Comics und -Bücher.

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„Es gibt zwei Arten von Menschen: intelligente und attraktive Leute wie Sie [... ] und die sechs Milliarden Idioten, die uns im Weg herumstehen.“ The Dilbert Principle & The Dilbert Future

„I love you like a fat kid loves cake!“

„Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.“

„The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find
someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is
futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone
who is capable of significant change; that sort of person
exists only in our imaginations.“
God's Debris: A Thought Experiment

„You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.“

„Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.“

„Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto“

„If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?“

„The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.“

„Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.“

„Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.“

„You can change only what people know, not what they do.“ God's Debris: A Thought Experiment

„When did ignorance become a point of view?“

„If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.“ Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel

„I get mail; therefore I am.“

„Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo“

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