Zitate von Milton Berle

„You don't need to travel, laughter is an instant vacation“

—  Milton Berle

Variante: Laughter is an instant vacation.

„If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door“

—  Milton Berle

Variante: If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

„If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?“

—  Milton Berle

„I'd rather be a 'could-be' if I cannot be an 'are' because a 'could-be' is a 'maybe' who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a 'has-been' than a 'might-have-been' by far; for a 'might-have-been' has never been, but a 'has' was once an 'are.“

—  Milton Berle

„A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.“

—  Milton Berle

„Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.“

—  Milton Berle

„We owe a lot to Thomas Edison-if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.“

—  Milton Berle

„I'm 83, and I feel like a 20-year-old, but unfortunately there's never one around.“

—  Milton Berle

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