Mel Brooks Zitate

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„Ich liebe es, in Los Angeles auf einem Freeway zu fahren und jemanden in der Schweiz anzurufen. Nicht, dass ich jemand in der Schweiz kennen würde, doch ich finde es unheimlich schick, dort anzurufen. Meistens nehmen irgendwelche Frauen ab, die ich nicht kenne.“

“King Louis XVI [prior to his arrest]: It's good to be the king. (Also used in Robin Hood- Men In Tights and The Producers [Musical])”

“It's Wheird, there's an H in there. Gotta hit that H otherwise they think I'm some sort of a kook!”

“Angel of Death ain't kissing me! I'm full of garlic!”

“Igor:: Sed-a…
Inga:: Sed-a…
Igor:: Dirty word! He said a dirty word!”

“[On Churchill's Accent] "Ve must conquer da Narjies!" Now, we were fighting and killing Nazis. We all left and went looking for Narjies!”

“Josephus: I'm Josephus, and I'm the main course over at the Colosseum!”

“After I eat asparagus…”

“If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets. ”

“Impoverished Paris Street Merchant (Jack Carter): Rats, rats for sale. Get your rats. Good for rat stew, rat soup, or the ever-popular ratatouille.”

“Comedy is a weird but very beautiful thing. Even though it seems foolish and silly and crazy, comedy has the most to say about the human condition. Because if you can laugh, you can get by. You can survive when things are bad when you have a sense of humor.”

“Hope for the best. Expect the worst.
The world's a stage. We're unrehearsed.
No way of knowing which way it's going.
Take your chances, there are no answers.
Hope for the best. Expect the worst.”