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Joseph Heller war ein amerikanischer Schriftsteller.

✵ 1. Mai 1923 – 12. Dezember 1999
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„[Sie] waren sich einig, dass es weder möglich noch notwendig war, Menschen auszubilden, die nie etwas in Frage stellten.“

Joseph Heller

Joseph Heller: Zitate auf Englisch

“Yossarian decided to change the subject. "Now you're changing the subject." he pointed out diplomatically. "I'll bet I can name two things to be miserable about for every one you can name to be thankful for.”

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Joseph Heller buch Catch-22

Quelle: Catch-22

“Someone had to do something sometime. Every victim was a culprit, every culprit a victim, and somebody had to stand up sometime to try to break the lousy chain of inherited habit that was imperiling them all.”

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Joseph Heller buch Catch-22

Quelle: Catch-22

“But how can one be warm alone?”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

Quelle: God Knows

“Major Major had lied, and it was good. He was not really surprised that it was good, for he had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.”

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Joseph Heller buch Catch-22

Quelle: Catch-22

“Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else.”

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Joseph Heller buch Catch-22

Quelle: Catch-22

“Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.”

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Joseph Heller buch Something Happened

Quelle: Something Happened

“You wouldn’t be normal if you were never afraid. Even the bravest men experience fear. One of the biggest jobs we all face in combat is to overcome fear.”

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Joseph Heller buch Catch-22

Quelle: Catch-22

“All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.”

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Joseph Heller buch Catch-22

Quelle: Catch-22

“Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't,
but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. That's some catch, that catch-22.”

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Joseph Heller

“They might have occurred if either General Dreedle or General Peckem had once evinced an interest in taking part in orgies with him, but neither ever did, and the colonel was certainly not going to waste his time and energy making love to beautiful women unless there was something in it for him.”

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Joseph Heller buch Catch-22

Catch-22 (1961)

“The God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make him out to be.”

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Joseph Heller buch Catch-22

Catch-22 (1961)

“Everybody is as unstable as water.”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“No one who ever wants praise will be satisfied with praise, the person who wants love cannot be satisfied with love. No want is ever fulfilled. And therefore I still don't know whether it is better to fear God and keep His commandments or to curse God and die.”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“Nothing fails like success.”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“I hate God and I hate life. And the closer I come to death, the more I hate life.”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“I do know that girls in their early twenties are easy and sweet. (Girls in their late twenties are easier but sad, and that isn't so sweet.) They are easy, I think, because they are sweet, and they are sweet, I think, because they are dumb.”

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Joseph Heller buch Something Happened

Something Happened (1974)

“The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“Everyone in my book accuses everyone else of being crazy. Frankly, I think the whole society is nuts — and the question is: What does a sane man do in an insane society?”

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Joseph Heller

As quoted in "Heller's legacy will be 'Catch-22' ideas" at CNN (13 December 1999) http://archives.cnn.com/1999/books/news/12/13/heller/index.html

“I get the willies when I see closed doors. Even at work, where I am doing so well now, the sight of a closed door is sometimes enough to make me dread that something horrible is happening behind it, something that is going to affect me adversely; if I am tired and dejected from a night of lies or booze or sex or just nerves and insomnia, I can almost smell the disaster mounting invisibly and flooding out toward me through the frosted glass panes. My hands may perspire, and my voice may come out strange. I wonder why. Something must have happened to me sometime.”

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Joseph Heller buch Something Happened

Opening Lines
Something Happened (1974)

“Love is potent stuff, isn't it?”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“Gold was opposed to segregation and equally opposed to integration. Certainly he did not believe that women or homosexuals should suffer persecution or discrimination. On the other hand, he was privately opposed to all equal rights amendments, for he certainly did not want members of either group associating with him on levels of equality or familiarity.”

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Joseph Heller buch Good as Gold

Good as Gold (1979)

“I'm not even sure we really had that much need for God as much as we did seem to have a need to believe in Him.”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“Do you know how long a year takes when it's going away?" Dunbar repeated to Clevinger. "This long." He snapped his fingers. "A second ago you were stepping into college with your lungs full of fresh air. Today you're an old man."
"Old?" asked Clevinger with surprise. "What are you talking about?"
"Old."
"I'm not old."
"You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon. Zip! They go rocketing by so fast. How the hell else are you ever going to slow down?" Dunbar was almost angry when he finished.
"Well, maybe it is true," Clevinger conceded unwillingly in a subdued tone. "Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in that event, who wants one?”

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Joseph Heller buch Catch-22

"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
Catch-22 (1961)

“Now THERE'S a hollow state to be in, isn't it — to believe in God and get no sign that He's there.”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“The truth is whatever people will believe is the truth. Don't you know history?”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“I am arrogant enough to wish I were modest as he and modest enough to know that this is arrogance.”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“No one lusting for blood is ever innocent. Or satisfied. I have not been innocent. Or satisfied. Just as the man who wants silver will not be satisfied with silver, a man who wants the blood of another will not be satisfied with having that blood, nor the woman with jewels be satisfied with jewels, and the man who wants women will not be satisfied with women. Don't try telling me different. Haven't I looked about me in the city and seen how all labor is for the mouth, yet the appetite is not filled? Don't I know myself that no want is ever satisfied? Wishes are granted, goals attained. But wants? Forget them. They live as long as the person they inhabit.”

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Joseph Heller buch God Knows

God Knows (1984)

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