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„Justin Bieber.“

“You stand out like a fart in a church.”

“If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”

“I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.”

“Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff."
"Like what, your socks? No, we don't have chlorine. No swimming pool.”

“Fang: When do I get out of here?
Max: They say a week.
Fang: So, like, tomorrow?
Max: That's what I'm thinking.”

“The hamster called. He wants his home back.”

“Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming.”

“Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong.”

“Is this a movie?' I heard someone ask.”

“Fang snorted in disbelief. "On one hand, we have a mythical nice family that wants to adopt me. On the other, we have a gang of insane scientists desperate to do genetic experiments on innocent children. Guess which hand I get dealt?”

“But what is life if you don't live it?”

“Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'
Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.”

“Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.”

“I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max”

“I choose you, Max. -Fang”

“I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?”

“I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out."

Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but smoothly to the exit. It was barely noon, and I'd already made a huge enemy.

Dang, I'm good.”

“Oh great. Yoda captured us.”

“The weird, weird thing about devastating loss is that life actually goes on. When you're faced with a tragedy, a loss so huge that you have no idea how you can live through it, somehow, the world keeps turning, the seconds keep ticking.”

“And by the way, you clearlyknow me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not.”

“Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?" p. 12”

“Yes. I owed my life, Angel's life, and my mother's life to a mutant's ability to create industrial-strength snot.”

“Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true.”

“do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”

“It's been said that love finds you when you're ready.”

“Gazzy called over to me "I can't see anything!"
"I can't see anything either," Iggy complained.
"I'm rolling my eyes, Ig." I had to tell him that because he couldn't see me do it, what with his blindness and all.”

“You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?"
"With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television?”

“you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you?
He blushed modestly.”

“Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify.”