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James Patterson

Geburtstag: 22. März 1947

James Brendan Patterson ist ein US-amerikanischer Krimiautor.

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„Gazzy: "Just Ten?"
Angel: "No."
Gazzy: "Five?"
Angel: "No.“
Angel

„Justin Bieber.“ Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar - FREE PREVIEW EDITION


„Towers—eight high-end“ NYPD Red 4

„Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.“ Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

„Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked.
“Yeah.”
“When?”
“Right away.”
“How?” I persisted. “We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?”
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. “She offered to cook breakfast.“
School's Out—Forever

„Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?“ The Angel Experiment

„Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been“
The Angel Experiment

„Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!“


„Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.
Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision," he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.
Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. "Don't write dat down," he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence.
"You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge chewed on a fingernail. "You mean, like, besides the WINGS?" She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit.
His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings."
"Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
"Hardly a special talent," ter Borcht said witheringly.
Nudge was offended. "Yeah? Let's see YOU do it."
...
"I vill now eat nine Snickers bars," Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, "visout bahfing."
Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."
Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"
"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert"
... Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."
"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy barked.“

„Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.“ The Angel Experiment

„Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.“ The Angel Experiment

„They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested.“
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports


„I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.“ School's Out—Forever

„You... are... a... fridge... with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're... freaking... ballet... dancers.“ School's Out—Forever

„He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog."
"I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. "I can't get married!"
"You could in New Hampshire."
My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? "Forget it! No one's getting married!" I hissed. "Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep“
Max

„I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.“ The Angel Experiment

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