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“I bought a new camera. It's very advanced. You don't even need it.”
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)
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“I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. [sighs] It's a start…”
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)
“I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.”
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)
“In school they told me "Practice makes perfect."”
And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.
When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)
And then two or three years ago, someone showed me a site, and half of it that said I wrote it, I didn't write. Recently, I saw one, and I didn't write any of it. What's disturbing is that with a few of these jokes, I wish I had thought of them. A giant amount of them, I'm embarrassed that people think I thought of them, because some are really bad.
[The Tenacity of the Cockroach: Conversations with Entertainment's Most Enduring Outsiders, Thompson, Steven, 2002, Three Rivers Press, 0609809911, September 9, 2012, http://www.avclub.com/articles/steven-wright,13796/]
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