Zitate von Jerry Seinfeld

0 0

Jerry Seinfeld

Geburtstag: 29. April 1954

Jerry Seinfeld ist ein US-amerikanischer Schauspieler, Comedian und Autor. Bekannt wurde Jerry Seinfeld vor allem durch die erfolgreiche, nach ihm benannte Sitcom Seinfeld, die von 1989 bis 1998 im Programm des US-amerikanischen Fernsehsenders NBC lief. Er war Hauptdarsteller, Co-Autor und Mitproduzent dieser Serie.

Zitate Jerry Seinfeld

„If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„Economy is essential to all good fart .“

— Jerry Seinfeld
Context: Economy is essential to all good fart. As quoted in radio interview http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15771045 with Dave Davies, "Fresh Air", NPR (30 October 2007)

„The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later“

— Jerry Seinfeld
Context: The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later, and Larry and I to this day are surprised that it caught on as a way that people describe the show, because to us it's the opposite of that. Statement about the show Seinfeld, in "Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer." at Reddit (6 January 2014) https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ujvrg/jerry_seinfeld_here_i_will_give_you_an_answer/ceitvvp

„The biggest laugh has to come at the end .“

— Jerry Seinfeld
Context: The biggest laugh has to come at the end. Quoted in a video interview for The New York Times Magazine YouTube channel (20 December 2012)

„A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.“

— Jerry Seinfeld

„What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.“

— Jerry Seinfeld
Context: Men and women will never understand each other; my advice is to just stop trying. Just forget it. I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.