Rita Mae Brown Zitate

„Wenn Michelangelo heterosexuell gewesen wäre, hätte er die Sixtinische Kapelle mit einer Rolle Weiß angestrichen.“

„Gutes Urteil kommt aus Erfahrung, und Erfahrung kommt aus schlechtem Urteil.“

„Das Leben ist viel älter als die Vernunft.“

„Seltsam sind einzig die Menschen, die niemanden lieben.“

„Wenn es in der Welt logisch zuginge, würden die Männer im Damensitz reiten.“

“Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.”

“Language exerts hidden power, like the moon on the tides.”

“Normal is the average of deviance.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.”

“I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.”

“Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.”

“About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”

“I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.”

“When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.”

“The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.”

“If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.”

“Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard.”

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”

“Unfortunately, Susan didn't remember what Jane Fulton once said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

“When God made man she was practicing.”

“I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.”

“Writers will happen in the best of families.”

“Happiness is pretty simple: someone to love, something to do, something to look forward to.”

“A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.”

“If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.”

“He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.”

“Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts.”

“Don't hope more than you're willing to work.”

“He tried to drown his troubles but they knew how to swim.”

“Any woman whose I. Q. hovers above her body temperature must be a feminist.”

“If you're afraid to die, you're afraid to live. You can't have one without the other.”

“Every day you're alive and someone loves you is a miracle.”

“It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.”