Lewis Black Zitate

Nothing’s Sacred (2005)
Kontext: The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, "I've got a really bad idea." And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, "And I can make it shittier."

Quelle: Nothing's Sacred

Quelle: Me of Little Faith

Quelle: Me of Little Faith

That's over a hundred. Because that's not something you'd think of on your own.
The White Album (2000)

"No it's all done with mirrors, trust me!"
Taxed Beyond Belief (2002)

Last Laugh ‘05 (2005)

The End of the Universe (2002)

Red, White, and Screwed (2006)

The White Album (2000)

Rules of Enragement (2003)

What jury, where? The Scopes Trial is over.
Red, White, and Screwed (2006)

Stark Raving Black (2010)

The White Album (2000)

Taxed Beyond Belief (2002)

Nothing’s Sacred (2005)

The Carnegie Hall Performance (2006)

Black on Broadway (2004)

Anticipation (2008)

Nothing’s Sacred (2005)

Red, White, and Screwed (2006)

Red, White, and Screwed (2006)

Anticipation (2008)

The Daily Show (2004-3-24), "Back in Black," regarding H.R. 3687 http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h108-3687, intended to expand the definition of "profane broadcasts."

Rules of Enragement (2003)

Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues (2005)