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Janet Evanovich ist eine US-amerikanische Schriftstellerin, speziell von Kriminalromanen. Sie hat über 75 Millionen Bücher verkauft. Wikipedia  

✵ 22. April 1943  •  Andere Namen Τζάνετ Εβάνοβιτς
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“Joe" I said. "It's Stephanie."
"Does this involve death?"
"Not yet."
"Does this involve sex?"
"Not yet."
"I can't imagine why else you'd be calling me.”

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Janet Evanovich Four to Score

Quelle: Four to Score

“Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?'
Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.'
Superheroes are make-believe.'
Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God?”

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Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Quelle: Three to Get Deadly

“THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but periodically.”

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Janet Evanovich buch One for the Money

Quelle: One for the Money

“Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?"
Lula”

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Janet Evanovich Four to Score

Quelle: Four to Score

“Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.”

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Janet Evanovich Plum Lucky

Quelle: Plum Lucky

“Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing."
"You're in love with me?"
"You didn't know that?"
"I did, but it's nice to hear."
"Scares the hell out of me.”

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Janet Evanovich

Quelle: Smokin' Seventeen

“If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.”

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Janet Evanovich buch Ten Big Ones

Quelle: Ten Big Ones

“The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics."
Connie Rosolli”

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Janet Evanovich buch One for the Money

Quelle: One for the Money

“I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset."
Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.”

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Janet Evanovich buch One for the Money

Quelle: One for the Money

“Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli.
"No. Were discussing."
"Are you sure?"
"Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?"
"No."
"The were not fighting.”

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Janet Evanovich buch Sizzling Sixteen

Quelle: Sizzling Sixteen

“You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire.
Do you really think so?'
Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal with the wood elves.'
I don't like the wood elves.'
They're okay. They're misunderstood.”

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Janet Evanovich

“I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down."
Grandma Mazur”

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Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Quelle: Two for the Dough

“You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it.
Lula to Stephanie”

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Janet Evanovich Twelve Sharp

Quelle: Twelve Sharp

“You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you."
"You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it.”

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Janet Evanovich buch Ten Big Ones

Quelle: Ten Big Ones

“There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect"
Stephanie”

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Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Quelle: Three to Get Deadly

“You're such a cupcake.”

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Janet Evanovich buch Sizzling Sixteen

Quelle: Sizzling Sixteen

“It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence."
Joe Morelli”

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Janet Evanovich buch One for the Money

Quelle: One for the Money

“With the exception of dessert, food is food.”

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Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Quelle: Two for the Dough

“He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush."
Mary Lou Molnar”

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Janet Evanovich buch One for the Money

Quelle: One for the Money

“The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.
Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.”

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Janet Evanovich buch Hot Six

Quelle: Hot Six

“God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.”

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Janet Evanovich

Quelle: Motor Mouth

“When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.”

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Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Quelle: Three to Get Deadly

“Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.”
“Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.”
Eeek.”

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Janet Evanovich Hard Eight

Quelle: Hard Eight

“You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said.
"I just enter. I don't usually break."
"You broke down Pitch's door."
"Lost my temper."

-Ranger and Stephanie”

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Janet Evanovich buch To the Nines

Quelle: To the Nines

“Did you take Joyce's engine?'
'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine.”

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Janet Evanovich buch Lean Mean Thirteen

Quelle: Lean Mean Thirteen

“I almost never shoot people.”

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Janet Evanovich

Variante: Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone.

“You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.”

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Janet Evanovich buch Seven Up

Quelle: Seven Up

“My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.”

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Janet Evanovich buch One for the Money

Quelle: One for the Money

“Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close."
"Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.”

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Janet Evanovich High Five

Quelle: High Five

“Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys.”

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Janet Evanovich buch Seven Up

Quelle: Seven Up

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