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Janeane Garofalo

Geburtstag: 28. September 1964

Janeane Garofalo ist eine US-amerikanische Schauspielerin und Komikerin.

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„War is failure! When you are at war, you have failed! When you have gone to a war of choice and lied about it, you're a double-triple, triple-quadruple failure!“

—  Janeane Garofalo

Majority Report, July 22, 2005 broadcast
Majority Report
Kontext: You know George W. Bush is a war-time president, he says - proudly. Guess what. War is failure! When you are at war, you have failed! When you have gone to a war of choice and lied about it, you're a double-triple, triple-quadruple failure! Or a warlord. It's called a warlord in other countries. A war time president here. One man's ceiling I guess is another man's floor. George Bush is a warlord. He's a failure!

„Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.“

—  Janeane Garofalo

Feel This Book, co-authored with Ben Stiller
from "Feel this Book"
Quelle: Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Spiritual Supremacy, and Sexual Satisfaction
Kontext: Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult... Many people are often wrong... Don't bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

„To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.“

—  Janeane Garofalo

standup performance, date unknown[citation needed]
Standup routines

„I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.“

—  Janeane Garofalo

self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines

„I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.“

—  Janeane Garofalo

self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
after discussing ubiquitious rap influences upon mainstream culture
Standup routines

„There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'.“

—  Janeane Garofalo

Majority Report, November 10, 2004 broadcast
Majority Report

„I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.“

—  Janeane Garofalo

standup performance accessible through .WAV files available on the Internet[citation needed]
Standup routines

„All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?“

—  Janeane Garofalo

self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines

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