Zitate von Janeane Garofalo (31 Zitate, seite 2)

Zitate Janeane Garofalo

„There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It's almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. 'Am I good enough?“

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— Janeane Garofalo

standup performance (accessible through .WAV files available on the Internet)[citation needed]
Standup routines

„…because we don't have a Fairness Doctrine, and because we have further media consolidation, and because we have a craptastic corporate media, WE DON'T HAVE NEWS! We don't have an informed populous and we don't have a democracy… Everyone in the world knows that America, (in its current state, because of right-wingers) that the right wing arm of this country (that speaks for this country unfortunately) has no credibility when it comes to human rights or independent media.“

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— Janeane Garofalo

Majority Report, April 21, 2005 broadcast
Majority Report

„Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry but don't anybody trip on my soap box on the way out. Don't anybody trip over that. And the chip on my shoulder's a little heavy. I have back problems now.“

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— Janeane Garofalo

self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
said after she suggested a "Buddy System" where pro-lifers are federally assigned orphaned babies
Standup routines

„Patriot Act is in fact a conspiracy of the 43d Reich.“

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— Janeane Garofalo

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2003/12/28/hate_speech_of_the_left/
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„But let me ask you this though, first and foremost: who's your favorite Spice Girl? Mine is Sporty Spice and I'll tell you why. You know what? She might not be as aesthetically pleasant as the rest but she'll do a backflip and steal your heart.“

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— Janeane Garofalo

self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines

„Unbelievable! Unbelieveable! No stem-cell research. Can't have stem-cell research. Can't have reproductive rights. But by God we can bomb the shite out of anybody in the world! And we can have policies that are put forth by the World Trade Organization, and the International Monetary Fund, and the World Bank, and CAFTA and NAFTA that will destroy lives. That will destroy the environment. That will harm fetal development. I mean is it not insanity? Is it not so obvious at this point to some people, to most people rather that this Bush administration is now uh- comically! comically uhm --I don't even know what the word is! I can't think of the word! I can't think of words!“

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— Janeane Garofalo

Majority Report, June 3, 2005 broadcast
Majority Report

„It sounds like I'm always being facetious. That's why I never get voice over work. 'You sound like you hate the product.“

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— Janeane Garofalo

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self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines

„It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe it just gets away from them. It snowballs.“

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— Janeane Garofalo

Majority Report, November 10, 2004 broadcast
Majority Report

„[Conservative talk radio hosts] have conned the American people into thinking there is such a thing as a pro-life, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-death penalty Christian.“

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— Janeane Garofalo

Left of the Dial (2005)
Documentaries

„No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!“

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— Janeane Garofalo

self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines

„Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking about.“

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— Janeane Garofalo

That would be a French basher."
Majority Report, June 3, 2005 broadcast
Majority Report

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