“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby Quelle: Fatherhood
“And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and… mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl… there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go…'… if it hadn't been for his head…”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby
“The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.”Help us translate this quoteBill Cosby Originally from Stuart Chase Misattributed