„In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.“Help us translate this quote — Bill CosbyQuelle: Fatherhood
„And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby
„Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.“Help us translate this quote — Bill Cosby