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Woody Allen ist US-amerikanischer Komiker, Filmregisseur, Autor und Schauspieler. Zitate auf Englisch.
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“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.”

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Woody Allen

Standup Comic (1999)
Kontext: A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."

“Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.”

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Woody Allen buch Getting Even

Getting Even (1971), My Philosophy

“Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.”

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Quelle: Annie Hall: Screenplay

“There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?”

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“I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.”

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“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”

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Woody Allen

Standup Comic (1999)

“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

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Woody Allen

Standup Comic (1999)

“Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.”

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Woody Allen buch Getting Even

Getting Even (1971), My Philosophy

“The wicked at heart probably know something.”

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Woody Allen Ohne Leit kein Freud

Quelle: Without Feathers

“Living is messy.”

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“Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK?
It'll be a year come April 20th.
I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday”

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“We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices…”

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Quelle: Crimini e misfatti