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“Cookie: What are you sad about?Harry: I'm spiritually bankrupt. I'm empty.Cookie: What do you mean?Harry: I'm frightened. I got no soul, you know what I mean? Let me put it this way: when I was younger it was less scary waiting for Lefty than it is waiting for Godot.Cookie: You lost me!Harry: You know that the universe is coming apart? You know about that? You know what a black hole is?Cookie: Yeah. That's how I make my living.”

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Deconstructing Harry (1997)

“This is my perspective and has always been my perspective on life: I have a very grim, pessimistic view of it. I always have, since I was a little boy. It hasn’t gotten worse with age or anything. I do feel that it’s a grim, painful, nightmarish, meaningless experience, and that the only way that you can be happy is if you tell yourself some lies and deceive yourself.”

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Press conference for You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger at the Cannes Film Festival (2011) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yVPS8XBoBE&feature=related.

“And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Actually, make that "I run through the valley of the shadow of death" - in order to get OUT of the valley of the shadow of death more quickly, you see.”

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Love and Death (1975)

“I took a course in speed reading, learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and I was able to go through War and Peace in 20 minutes. It’s about Russia”

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Attributed to Allen by Herb Caen in Reader's Digest, October 1967. For additional citations see this entry from Quote Investigator http://quoteinvestigator.com/2015/12/08/speed-reading/.

“What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!”

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Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)

“I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.”

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Standup Comic (1999)

“We're worth a lot of dough. Whatever you see is antiques. This thing here. This is from — I don't remember exactly. I think it's the Renaissance or the Magna Carta or something. But that's where it's from.”

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Small Time Crooks (2001).

“It figures you’ve got to hate yourself if you’ve got any integrity at all.”

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Quoted by Douglas Brode in Woody Allen – His Films and Career (1985).

“A lot of things have happened in my private life recently that I thought we could review tonight.”

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Standup Comic (1999)

“What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do.”

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Woody Allen Ohne Leit kein Freud

"No Kaddish for Weinstein".
Without Feathers (1975)

“It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

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" Death (A Play) http://books.google.com/books?id=qjRaAAAAMAAJ&q=%22It's+not+that+I'm+afraid+to+die+I+just+don't+want+to+be+there+when+it+happens%22&pg=PA99#v=onepage".
Without Feathers (1975)

“You start to think, when you’re younger, how important everything is and how things have to go right—your job, your career, your life, your choices, and all of that. Then, after a while, you start to realise that – I’m talking the big picture here – eventually you die, and eventually the sun burns out and the earth is gone, and eventually all the stars and all the planets in the entire universe go, disappear, and nothing is left at all. Nothing – Shakespeare and Beethoven and Michelangelo gone. And you think to yourself that there’s a lot of noise and sound and fury – and where’s it going? It’s not going any place… Now, you can’t actually live your life like that, because if you do you just sit there and – why do anything? Why get up in the morning and do anything? So I think it’s the job of the artist to try and figure out why, given this terrible fact, you want to go on living.”

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Interview with France 24 (2010) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MsuqvLIttk.

“How could I not have known that there are little things the size of "Planck length" in the universe, which are a millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a centimeter? Imagine if you dropped one in a dark theater how hard it would be to find.”

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Woody Allen buch Mere Anarchy

Mere Anarchy (2007)

“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982).

“It is impossible to experience one's own death objectively and still carry a tune.”

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Woody Allen buch Getting Even

Getting Even (1971), My Philosophy

“Death is like a colonoscopy, the problem is that life is like the prep day.”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQqYu37GjTg