„Postal is a politically incorrect movie, and also a politically incorrect game. I think if you have a game where you can use a cat as a silencer, you cannot make this as a serious movie. So it must be a funny movie. It should be an absurd comedy…So you see there is a difference between doing something professional, and only talking about it. And all that people there in the Internet, bashing or whatever, they cannot tell a fucking story for 5 minutes.“
— Uwe Boll
2000s, Interview with Uwe Boll http://www.ubyssey.bc.ca/2007/11/23/worlds-worst-filmmaker/.