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Thomas Eugene Robbins ist ein US-amerikanischer Schriftsteller.

✵ 22. Juli 1932  •  Andere Namen تام رابینز, 湯姆·羅賓斯, トム・ロビンズ
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“Of course I'm inconsistent! Only logicians and cretins are consistent!”

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Tom Robbins Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

spoken by the character "The Chink".
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1976)

“Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard God who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!”

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Tom Robbins buch Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

“My lunar sign is in Virgo. Every month when the moon is full, I'm driven to balance my checkbook and straighten up my apartment. I can't help myself. Instead of a werewolf I turn into an accountant.”

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Tom Robbins buch Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“What we, thanks to Jung, call "synchronicity" (coincidence on steroids), Buddhists have long known as "the interpenetration of realities." Whether it's a natural law of sorts or simply evidence of mathematical inevitability (an infinite number of monkeys locked up with an infinite number of typewriters eventually producing Hamlet, not to mention Tarzan of the Apes), it seems to be as real as it is eerie.”

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Tom Robbins

The Syntax of Sorcery (2012)

“I've always assumed that every time a child is born, the Divine reenters the world. Okay? That's the meaning of the Christmas story. And every time that child's purity is corrupted by society, that's the meaning of the Crucifixion story. Your man Jesus stands for that child, that pure spirit, and as its surrogate, he's being born and put to death again and again, over and over, every time we inhale and exhale, not just at the vernal equinox and on the twenty-fifth of December.”

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Tom Robbins Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates

Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates (2000)

“Sharks are the criminals of the sea. Dolphins are the outlaws.”

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Tom Robbins buch Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

“A rabbi's dog could score pork chops in the streets of Tel Aviv easier than Bernard could acquire tequila in King County Jail.”

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Tom Robbins buch Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

“Water! Of all liquids on Earth, the only one chosen for scrubbin' and flushin'. The liquid they rinse baby's nappies in, the fluid that floods the gutters o' this cloud-squeezer town; a single drop o' water discolors a glass of Irish, and you, false friend, are wantin' me to pour this abrasive substance into me defenseless body!”

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Tom Robbins buch Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.”

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Tom Robbins Skinny Legs and All

Skinny Legs and All (1990)

“I'm looking for the novelists whose writing is an extension of their intellect rather than an extension of their neurosis.”

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Tom Robbins Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates

Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates (2000)

“Sometimes those things that attract the most attention to us are the things that afford us the greatest privacy.”

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Tom Robbins Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1976)

“The man and woman firmly shook hands. The solution to the overpopulation problem might rest in such handshakes.”

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Tom Robbins buch Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

“Modern Romans insisted that there was only one god, a notion that struck Alobar as comically simplistic.”

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Tom Robbins buch Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not. Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning or an end. Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of the bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm. There is only one serious question. And that question is: "Who knows how to make love stay?"”

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Tom Robbins buch Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

“He looked at her with that kind of painted-on seriousness that comedians shift into when they get their chance to play Hamlet.”

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Tom Robbins buch Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

“You can love ‘em till your well runs dry, Belford, but you can never love ‘em enough, and you know it. No matter how much others might love you, you can’t love yourself unless you’re in charge of your own actions, and you’ll never take charge as long as you can get away with blaming your shortcomings and misfortunes on your family or society or your race or gender or Satan or whatever…”

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Tom Robbins Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas (1994)

“All animals copulate but only humans osculate. Parakeets rub beaks? Sure they do, but only little old ladies who murder schoolchildren with knitting needles to steal their lunch money so that they can buy fresh kidneys to feed overweight kitty cats would place bird billing in the realm of the true kiss.”

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Tom Robbins buch Wild Ducks Flying Backward

Wild Ducks Flying Backward (2005)

“Not naive," Conch Shell had corrected him, "He simply has not been taught to fear the things you fear.”

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Tom Robbins Skinny Legs and All

Skinny Legs and All (1990)

“Watts published a luminous book entitled The Wisdom of Insecurity that ought to be required reading for every high school senior. Watts elaborates beautifully on what I've learned from observation and personal experience: namely, that security is an illusion.”

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Tom Robbins

The Syntax of Sorcery (2012)

“Moreover, given the unpleasant option of having to associate with either the self-satisfied beautiful or the self-pitying plain, he'd choose the former every time because beauty could sometimes transcend smugness whereas self-pity just made ugliness all the more unattractive.”

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Tom Robbins Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates

Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates (2000)

“Of the seven deadly sins, lust is definitely the pick of the litter.”

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Tom Robbins Skinny Legs and All

Skinny Legs and All (1990)

“Let me see if I can put it in words that even the inebriated might understand.”

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Tom Robbins buch Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“You don't have to be a genius to recognize one. If you did, Einstein would never have gotten invited to the White House.”

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Tom Robbins buch Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“I deserve to be chained by night in a church basement without company o' cassette player if I'm not man enough to ask you for the teeniest, slightest brush of oral-muscular affaction.”

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Tom Robbins buch Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“…that she was the one who'd made friends with the Snake, that she'd let it lick the blood of her first menstruation, that she … ooo eee, that she … ooo eee, that she … ooo, eee, that she now knew what the Serpent knew.”

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Tom Robbins Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas (1994)

“Above the building, the sky recalled passages from Les Miserables, threadbare and gray.”

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Tom Robbins buch Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and slick. A zipper is where the Industrial Revolution meets the Cobra Cult.”

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Tom Robbins buch Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“I sense that novel of my dreams is in the Remington SL3 — although it writes much faster than I can spell.”

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Tom Robbins buch Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

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