Terry Pratchett: Zitate auf Englisch

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“And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch.
And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence?”

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Terry Pratchett buch The Wee Free Men

Quelle: The Wee Free Men

“But what's worth more than gold?"

"Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all. Aren't you worth more than that?”

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Terry Pratchett buch Making Money

Quelle: Making Money

“Bill Door was impressed. Miss Flitworth could actually give the word "revenue", which had two vowels and one diphthong, all the peremptoriness of the word "scum.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Reaper Man

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“Perhaps the magic would last, perhaps it wouldn't. But then again, what does?”

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Terry Pratchett buch Guards! Guards!

Quelle: Guards! Guards!

“Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Jingo

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“[Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.”

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Terry Pratchett

Quelle: The Color of Magic

“Anyway, why would you trust anything written down? She certainly didn't trust "Mothers of Borogravia!" and that was from the government. And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust?
Very nearly everyone, come to think of it…”

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Terry Pratchett buch Monstrous Regiment

Quelle: Monstrous Regiment

“Yeah, all right, but everyone knows they torture people," mumbled Sam.
"Do they?" said Vimes. "Then why doesn't anyone do anything about it?"
"'cos they torture people.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Night Watch

Quelle: Night Watch

“But then science is nothing but a series of questions that lead to more questions.”

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Terry Pratchett The Long Earth

Quelle: The Long Earth

“You had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful and downright unpleasant, and you could certainly end up thinking that the world would be considerably improved if you gave them a slap.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Wintersmith

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“No other species anywhere in the world had invented boredom. Perhaps it was boredom, not intelligence, that had propelled them up to the evolutionary ladder.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Thief of Time

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“Sometimes thinking is like talking to another person, but that person is also you.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Thief of Time

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“There was no light at the end of the tunnel--or if there was, it was an oncoming train.”

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Terry Pratchett

Variante: He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.
Quelle: Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

“Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.

When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Reaper Man

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“Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Soul Music

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“I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL, IT'D BE A BLOODY STUPID WORLD IF PEOPLE GOT KILLED WITHOUT DYING, WOULDN'T IT?”

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Terry Pratchett buch Mort

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“I don't regret it, you know. I would do it all again. Children are our hope for the future."
THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THE FUTURE, said Death.
"What does it contain, then?"
ME.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Der Zauberhut

Quelle: Sourcery

“Om began to feel the acute depression that steals over every realist in the presence of an optimist.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Small Gods

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“His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Guards! Guards!

Quelle: Guards! Guards!