Terry Pratchett: Zitate auf Englisch (seite 15)

“Sometimes words need music too. Sometimes the descriptions are not enough. Books should be written with soundtracks, like films.”

“The trouble with thinking was that, once you started, you went on doing it.”

“I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment.”

“The world is a globe — the farther you sail, the closer to home you are.”

“He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk.”

“I thought unicorns were more… Fluffy.”

“The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.”

“And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be
living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got
you invited to the very best social occasions.”

“He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.”

“… no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away… The span of someone's life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.”

“The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.”

“One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.”

“There are many horrible sights in the multiverse. Somehow, though, to a soul attuned to the subtle rhythms of a library, there are few worse sights than a hole where a book ought to be.
Someone had stolen a book.”

“Everywhere I look, I see something holy.”

“Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!”

“The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as "Things just happen. What the hell".”

“Words are the litmus paper of the mind.”

“But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.”

“I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK WOULD HOLD.
"Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?”