Terry Pratchett: Zitate auf Englisch (seite 12)

“… it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.”

“Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.”

“She got on with her education. In her opinion, school kept on trying to interfere with it.”

“Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.”

“Bursar?"
"Yes, Archchancellor?"
"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"
"Me? No, Archchancellor."
"Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.”

“Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.”

“Heaven has no taste."
"Now-"
"And not one single sushi restaurant."
A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.”

“Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a
red flag to a bu… was like putting something very annoying in front of
someone who was annoyed by it.”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“Listen, Peaches, is what humans are all about," said the voice of Maurice. "They're so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them.”

“It was quite impossible to describe.

Here is what it looked like.

It looked like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well. It tasted yellow, and it felt Paisley. It smelled like the total eclipse of the moon.”

“Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!”

“THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU, Death continued. THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES. FASCINATING.”

“An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one - black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?”

“The phrase 'Someone ought to do something' was not, by itself, a helpful one. People who used itadded the rider 'and that someone is me'.”

“There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.”

“Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole.”

“We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.”

“The turtle moves.”