Terry Pratchett: Zitate auf Englisch

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“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Hogfather

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“Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.”

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Terry Pratchett

Quelle: Interesting Times: The Play

“… it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Equal Rites

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“Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Hogfather

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“She got on with her education. In her opinion, school kept on trying to interfere with it.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Soul Music

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“Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Unseen Academicals

Quelle: Unseen Academicals

“Bursar?"
"Yes, Archchancellor?"
"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"
"Me? No, Archchancellor."
"Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Lords and Ladies

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“Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Small Gods

Quelle: Small Gods

“Heaven has no taste."
"Now-"
"And not one single sushi restaurant."
A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.”

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Terry Pratchett

Quelle: Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

“Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a
red flag to a bu… was like putting something very annoying in front of
someone who was annoyed by it.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Lords and Ladies

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“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Maskerade

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“Listen, Peaches, is what humans are all about," said the voice of Maurice. "They're so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them.”

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Terry Pratchett

Quelle: The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

“It was quite impossible to describe.

Here is what it looked like.

It looked like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well. It tasted yellow, and it felt Paisley. It smelled like the total eclipse of the moon.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Der Zauberhut

Quelle: Sourcery

“THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU, Death continued. THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES. FASCINATING.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Mort

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“An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one - black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?”

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Terry Pratchett buch Night Watch

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“The phrase 'Someone ought to do something' was not, by itself, a helpful one. People who used itadded the rider 'and that someone is me'.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Hogfather

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“There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.”

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Terry Pratchett

“Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole.”

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Terry Pratchett

Quelle: Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

“We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.”

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Terry Pratchett buch Small Gods

Quelle: Small Gods