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Scott Dikkers

Geburtstag: 1. März 1965

Scott Dikkers ist German Comic Writer.

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„Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.“

—  Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

Quelle: You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

„Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.“

—  Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

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„A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.“

—  Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

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„Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.“

—  Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

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„I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a raving kook.“

—  Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

Quelle: You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

„If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.“

—  Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

Quelle: You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

„You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them.“

—  Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

Quelle: You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

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