Mr. T Zitate

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“I pity the university for not giving T enough time. You know I got all duded up, got dressed, the students were all ready for me, then they gave me short time. So I pity them. So if they want to be unpitied, they'll invite me back and give me more time.”

“I'm Mr. T and I'm a "Night Elf Mohawk"! What's YOUR game?”

“Mr. T has the greatest hair in the world. You can't deny it, it's been proven by science, fool!”

“It takes a smart guy to play dumb.”

“I'm on a real short leash here, and I'm tired of your crazy rap!”

“Yo makin' me mad sucker, cold water never hurt nobody! It's time to get in da pool, 'cause you're goin' swimmin', fool! TAKE THAT, TOEDIPPER! Argh! Argh! I hate flying, so this had better be the last time I see yo cryin!”

“"You've got to testify! Tell somebody about it. God is good!" "I pity the fool that don't get it." - Mr. T going for Jury Duty.”

“Hey, you with the teeth…”

“Everything started as a dream. You gotta have insight, know what you want. You gotta have a plan. Like I tell anybody, if you fail to plan, you're planning to fail. I've been planning ever since I was a youngster. You've got to start from somewhere. There's nothing wrong or demeaning in flipping burgers. It's more proud than selling drugs.”

“I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold… rules.”

“You got to believe in the ball, and throw your self. (Not Another Teen Movie)”

“I'm not perfect, I'm not an angel, but I try to live a certain way because it brings honour and respect to my mother. I tell people that when they look at me, they're looking at nothing but a big, overgrown, tough mama's boy. That's who I am.”

“People ask me what the "T" stands for in my name. If you're a man, the "T" stands for tough. If you're a woman or child, it stands for tender!”

“Hey fool, this ain't no football game!”

“I ain't getting on no plane, Hannibal!”

“I tell people that I was born and raised in the ghetto, but the ghetto was not born and raised in me.”

“We didn't starve. We spent wisely. Like I tell people in the ghetto, "If you can buy guns and bullets, why can't you buy food? You can buy heroin and crack cocaine, so why can't you buy bread and butter and milk? Why can't you pay your rent?" There's a lot of people in the ghetto who go out and get a fancy car and all that. The car costs more than their house. Meanwhile, your kids need shoes. That's not cool.”

“I think about my father being called 'boy,' my uncle being called 'boy,' my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called 'boy.' So I questioned myself: 'What does a black man have to do before he's given the respect as a man?' So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody's mouth is 'Mr.”

“You gonna lose a deal over $35? Thats chump change! My lunch cost $35!”

“SPEEDWALKING?! I pity you fool! You a disgrace to the man race! It's time to run like a real man! Take that speedwalker! Do it again sucker, and there's going to be trouble! With a capital Mr. T! Snickers, get some nuts!”

“I pity the fool who drinks soy milk.”

“Shut up Murdock, crazy fool!”

“For 5 years Mr. T disappeared. Fools went unpitied and Jibba-Jabba went unchallenged!”

“Eight out of twenty?!? That's only a third, and third rhymes with Turd! That's bad.”

“Take it from me…Mr. T”

“Don't make me mad, Arrr!”

“Hannibal is on the jazz.”