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Jasper Fforde

Geburtstag: 11. Januar 1961
Andere Namen:Джаспер Ффорде,یاسپر فورد

Jasper Fforde ist ein britischer Schriftsteller und Kameramann.

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„Mücken haben die blaue Ziege gestochen.“

— Jasper Fforde
The Eyre Affair

„Männliches Schuldverweigerungs-Syndrom", erklärte mein Vater. "Von 2054 an ist das eine medizinisch anerkannte Krankheit.“

— Jasper Fforde

Über Krankheiten

„If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.“

— Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

„Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books.“

— Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

„Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.“

— Jasper Fforde, First Among Sequels

„Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just... well,, that's all.“

— Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

„Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time.“

— Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

„Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.“

— Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

„If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.“

— Jasper Fforde, The Big Over Easy

„Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.“

— Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots

„Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.“

— Jasper Fforde, First Among Sequels

„Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.“

— Jasper Fforde, Shades of Grey

„Do I have to talk to insane people?"
"You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.“

— Jasper Fforde, The Woman Who Died a Lot

„Sorry," [Hamlet] said, rubbing his temples. "I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I had this overwhelming desire to talk for a very long time without actually doing anything.“

— Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

„Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.“

— Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book

„The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.“

— Jasper Fforde, Shades of Grey

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