“(Whilst demonstrating how to ladder a chimney) "As you get a bit higher up, the holes have a tendency to get a bit deeper; I think it's called fear"”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“Steeplejacking's a bit of a spasmodic job, so you can play with your steam engine instead. It's a bit like being very rich.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“Them fancy London types don't know the pleasure of eating chips with fingers”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“(About Hard Hats) "These tin hats get in the way a bit" "I shouldn't think for the life of me that if the whole thing came down it'd stop you getting a shorter neck"”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“I realise that steam engines aren't everyone's cup of tea. But they're what made England great.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“I have a wash more now than I used to y'know… I have a shower everynight.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“A man who says he feels no fear is either a fool or a liar.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“Height gives you a wonderful feeling of grandeur. You're the king of the castle up here.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“We've become a nation of con men, living by selling double glazing to each other.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“The thing is nowadays, you'll have 20 men working, yet 60 men telling them 'You can't do that, you ain't got a tin hat on'.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“I set out as a steeplejack in my youth to preserve chimneys. I've finished by knocking most of them down.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“It's a funny thing this celebrity. If you don't wave back you're a miserable bugger, if you do wave back you're a big-headed bugger. I don't know.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“Steam engines don't answer back. You can belt them with a hammer and they say nowt.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“Fred also previously received two honorary doctorates ….. They were both given by the relevant engineering faculties, but Fred always told people that they were for "back street mechanicing."”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“Anybody who destroys anything made of stone should be prosecuted. It is not all beautiful, but it took a man all day to make one stone.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“I've never fell off a big chimney. You'd only fall off one of them once.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“If you make one mistake, it's half a day out with the undertaker.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced
“That's Bolton's biggest chimney that… and I climbed it for a ten bob wager. Never did get the ten bob though.”Help us translate this quoteFred Dibnah Unsourced