Dress to Kill (1998)
Quelle: Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill
Kontext: I had to chat up girls, and I'd only tagged them before. I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, "Susan, I saw you in the classroom today. As the sun came from behind the clouds, a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed in front of me. You turned, your eyes flashed fire into my soul, I immediately read the words of Dostoevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, 'I fancy you.' " But no! At 13, you're just going, " 'Ello, Sue. I saw you in the room... I've got legs, have you? Oh yeah... Do you like bread? I've got a French loaf. [mimes smacking her with the loaf and dashing off] Bye! (I love you!)"
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Dress to Kill (1998)
Quelle: Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill
Kontext: We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag …? "What? We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country, you bastards!" "No flag, no country, you can't have one! Those are the rules... that I just made up!... and I'm backing it up with this gun, that was lent from the National Rifle Association."
“Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!”
Quelle: Definite Article
“I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong… with a spoon in them.”
Glorious (1997)
Variante: I like my coffee like I like my women... in a plastic cup.
Quelle: Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill
Dress to Kill (1998)
Glorious (1997)
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Glorious (1997)
Circle (2000)
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Glorious (1997)
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