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Ben „Yahtzee“ Croshaw ist ein englischer Computerspiel-Journalist für das australische Hyper Magazine, die PC Gamer und The Escapist. Sein bekanntestes Format ist die wöchentliche veröffentlichte Videokritik Zero Punctuation. Wikipedia  

✵ 24. Mai 1983
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“My main inspiration is sardonic British TV critics like Charlie Brooker, whose excellent show Screenwipe is fully on Youtube, and I recommend everyone watch it. He used to write for a PC magazine I read fanatically as a child. My own style is a mixture of him, possibly Douglas Adams, and internet writers like Seanbaby, Old Man Murray, or Something Awful. I’m such a rip-off.”

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http://www.geek.com/interview-zero-punctuations-yahtzee/
Other Articles

“I had written a beautiful piece for today. It was a rant about how much I despise Halloween. It was witty, well-written and a shining example of a writer at the top of his form. Then I tried to save it, and my computer crashed. So I guess you won't get to read it. Out of all the people in the world, I am the only one who had the opportunity to read my brilliant Halloween article, and now the text is already fading from my cruel, cruel short-term memory, the paragraphs lost in a whirling sea of data, never to be seen again.”

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Ben Croshaw

31 October 2002
Fully Ramblomatic

“Last night at the bar someone asked me to say something 'hot and sexy'. All I could think of on the fly was 'Hayden Christensen.”

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7 September 2010
Twitter

“Games with ragdoll death animations just make it look even more ridiculous. One moment an enemy is strafing and firing at full speed, the next his entire body just goes limp like Mr. Scotty teleported his skeleton out of his body or something.”

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19 July 2007
Fully Ramblomatic

“So, Brussels have come up with a little thing called a European Constitution, which will unite all of the European Union into a single superstate, governed by a single government. There may be a problem with everyone speaking different languages and hating each other, but seemingly insurmountable problems have been solved in the past. Like Mount Everest, or making a film based on the Lord of the Rings.”

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14 May 2003
Fully Ramblomatic

“You know what's so great about junk food? Fat people who eat too much die young from cholesterol poisoning! It's a problem that solves itself!”

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My Tribute to the U.S.
Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

“There's something oddly satisfying about coughing up a particularly big mouthful of phlegm. Could almost let you skip breakfast.”

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1 April 2010
Twitter

“Apparently this is true, according to one The_Mad_Revisionist, who is incidentally the aforementioned one man who believes fervently that (a) the moon does not exist, and (b) there's a huge worldwide conspiracy covering this up. Amazing how times change; as little as a hundred years ago we used to keep loonies like this in big sanitariums where they get poked with sticks and hosed down with cold water every night. Nowadays, we just give them websites. Heh. I just realised you could make a half-decent Matrix parody out of this guy. There Is No Moon.”

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Meet the crazy moon man http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/moon.htm <br class="br">Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

“…at the end of the day, nothing makes me feel more positive than something I can get really pissed off about.”

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/9768-What-Not-to-Hate-About-E3.2
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“"Those shells don't look very comfortable, miss." - Edited from the original script of the Little Mermaid (Chapter Eleven)”

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Fullyramblomatic Novels, Articulate Jim: A Search For Something

“Ah, spam. Where would we be without spam? I'll tell you where. We'll be living in a lush, verdant paradise, unspoilt by rejected technology, where men and women of all creeds and races can join hands and sing for the sheer joy of being alive.”

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The Spam Man Cometh
Fully Ramblomatic, Features

“But now I play Silent Hill too much, because it is the most awesome series in the world that proves if proof be needed that the Japanese are just so much better at this whole 'horror' thing.”

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Silent Hill Showdown
Fully Ramblomatic, Features

“Religion should be something you keep within the confines of your own head, and we should all recognize how pointless it is to try and make other people see the fairies that live in your brain.”

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/7473-Extra-Punctuation-Videogames-as-Art.2
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“The only thing worse than being single on Valentine's day is being single on Valentine's day while living with a couple.”

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14 February 2010
Twitter

“I'm not a great judge of my own work, me. I'm constantly referring to the ZP Wikiquote page to find out for myself what the funniest line that week was.”

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3297636&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=53#post378442792
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“Most sensitive part of the male human physique, and he places it in almost the exact geological centre of the body, right between the legs, dangling down in it's own special bag. He might as well have painted them fluorescent orange and made the hair above it grow into the words 'your foot goes here.”

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Where God Went Wrong
Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

“It was as we were sailing out onto the wide chinchilla sea that I noticed how every chinchilla looked exactly like Marlboro, the chinchilla I had owned as a ten-year-old and which I had put inside a popcorn machine to see what would happen. Then the boat ran aground on the biggest chinchilla ever.”

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Quelle: Fullyramblomatic Novels, Fog Juice, Chapter Two

“Don't you think it's weird how so many awards these days look like rough crystal formations freshly carved from the rock? Oh I guess you wouldn't know because YOU DON'T WIN AWARDS”

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25 April 2009
Fully Ramblomatic

“Michael Atkinson vows to continue to 'fight' violent media. Which seems a bit like trying to turn the tide back with a water pistol.”

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20 January 2010
Twitter

“The 'wemon' is a shy creature and bathrooms offer it comfort by reminding it of its native Sweden! Try to lure it out with a few styrofoam packing peanuts and scratch it gently behind the ears.”

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5 October 2005
Fully Ramblomatic

“Today marks the completion of my twenty-third year on this foetid planet. Who would have thought I'd make it this long without dying of mercury poisoning or swallowing my own tongue or something like that.”

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24 May 2006
Fully Ramblomatic

“All I can say is this: either every single member of that army had been promised a blow job of the Gods as soon as they got their queen back, or the Greeks invented brainwashing. (On the Greeks and the Trojan War, 31 May 2004)”

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Fully Ramblomatic

“Humanity will be forever at war as long as there is no common enemy. World peace demands a new Hitler.”

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16 February 2010
Twitter

“Developers usually know their game's flaws better than anyone. Deadlines and publisher meddling are why they don't get fixed.”

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4 February 2010
Twitter

“So I'm eating Subway this evening when a beetle flies down and burrows into my sandwich. Never a bad time to start losing weight, is there.”

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6 October 2010
Twitter

“I feel bad when I'm the only person on the bus. It's like I'm the only person who showed up to the driver's birthday party.”

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28 June 2010
Twitter

“Guess you'd be better off going to the Escapist for regular ZP updates, hm? And why not click on some ads while you're there.”

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21 August 2008
Fully Ramblomatic

“Greek mythology tells us that the Gods invented woman as a punishment after man got a hold of some stolen goods. Obviously, this was just the mythological explanation given by the primitive early men to explain the real origin of women, which was this: THEY CAME DOWN IN SPACESHIPS. Yes, all women are space aliens who have come from a far-off galaxy to enslave mankind.”

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Ask Yahtzee
Fully Ramblomatic, Features

“…you could pick any two writers of equal skill, have them read each other's work, and they would both instantly proclaim each other the champion. Unless one of them happens to be Stephen King, because he's a jerk.”

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God Ran Out of Faces
Fully Ramblomatic, Reviews

“I'd just like to point out that Billy Joel looks like the result of a depraved breeding experiment between Ringo Starr and the tall bloke from Everybody Loves Raymond.”

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Ben Croshaw

7 July 2004
Fully Ramblomatic

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