“Erudition, n. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.”
The Devil's Dictionary (1911)
“Erudition, n. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.”
The Devil's Dictionary (1911)
“Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.”
The Devil's Dictionary (1911)
“Study Herod, madame, study Herod.”
When asked about how to rear obnoxious children by an irritating interviewer. http://books.google.com/books?id=dUgPxKzVq9AC&pg=PA25&lpg=PA25&dq=study+herod+madame+study+herod&source=bl&ots=_I14EG7TXF&sig=_iMbpV_AKe9HZ2U8L0Xi93jcAe8&hl=en&sa=X&ei=vWl5VJvXLqy1sQSw74HADg&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=study%20herod%20madame%20study%20herod&f=false
“Virtues, n. pl. Certain abstentions.”
The Devil's Dictionary (1911)
“Kilt, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.”
The Devil's Dictionary (1911)
A Bivouac of the Dead, The New York American, November 22, 1903