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Larry the Cable Guy, eigentlich Daniel Lawrence Whitney , ist ein US-amerikanischer Moderator, Comedian, Schauspieler, Drehbuchautor und Synchronsprecher. Wikipedia  

✵ 17. Februar 1963
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“We always have a tradition at our family reunion, we always have the family tug-of-war, and this year it was my dad's side of the family against my sister-in-law. She wins every year! I swear, she runs on diesel. That's a fat bastard, right there! She went on a diet one time, Little Debbie laid off 500 employees. Last Halloween, she dressed in white, came as a blizzard.”

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Tailgate Party (2009)

“You can always tell when gas is expensive. You always see street gangs doing walk-bys.”

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Morning Constitutions (2007)

“That was scarier than Richard Simmons chasin' after you with a box of rubbers!”

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Git-R-Done (album)

“[about Fruit of the Loom] What does fruit got to do with underbritches? I guess it's to remind us when we take them down we go, "Oh, I should've eaten more fruit today. I guess."”

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Morning Constitutions (2007)

“Did you know that when a baby poops its diaper, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper?”

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Morning Constitutions (2007)

“I'll tell ya the one thing you don't wanna buy at the dollar store - toilet paper. (laughs) I might as well have just used the dollar.”

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Tailgate Party (2009)

“Boy I tell you what, if I were a girl, I'd never shave! I'd look like I'm smuggling around Chewbacca in my underbritches!”

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Git-R-Done (album)

“Actually, you can make pretty good cash on stage without being a comedian or a stripper. My brother once won a talent contest by fartin' the song "Dixie" through an oil funnel. He not only took home 500 bucks, he got to meet Regis after the show. Who says dreams don't come true?”

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Quelle: Git-R-Done (book), p. 11

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