“It's not going to change the world. But neither did the egg-cup.”
An Idiot Abroad - series 2 (mount Fuji) - Karl talking about his 'PilkoPant' invention.
On Technology
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“From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!”
Xfm 15 December 2001
On Stephen Merchant
“On dopplegangers - How would I know which one I was?”
Podcast Series 2 Episode 1
On Biology
Xfm 07 December 2002
On The Elephant Man
Podcast - Bonus Disc
On Nudity
“What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?”
Podcast Series 3 Episode 4
On Life
The Podfather Trilogy, Episode 2 Thanksgiving
On Calendars
Happyslapped by a Jellyfish
On Little People
“I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut”
The Podfather Trilogy, Episode 2 Thanksgiving
On Nature
“You won't get anything done by planning.”
The Podfather Trilogy , Episode 3: Christmas
On Life
The Podfather Trilogy, Episode 2 Thanksgiving
On Christmas
“The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.”
Xfm 21 June 2003
On Stephen Merchant
The Podfather Trilogy, Episode 2 Thanksgiving
On Calendars
“My brain's just full of passwords”
The Moaning of Life, General Quotes
