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John Kellogg Hodgman ist ein US-amerikanischer Autor und Humorist, dessen Arbeit in der The Paris Review, dem New York Times Magazine und dem McSweeney's Quarterly Concern veröffentlicht worden ist. Er trat auch in This American Life , Wiretap und in The Daily Show auf. Er erlangte größeren Bekanntheitsgrad durch seinen Part als „PC“ in den „Get a Mac“ Werbespots der Firma Apple.

Hodgmans erstes Buch, The Areas of My Expertise, wurde 2005 veröffentlicht. Zusätzlich zu seiner literarischen Arbeit ist er Stifter und Leiter von The Little Gray Book Lectures in Williamsburg . Wikipedia  

✵ 3. Juni 1971
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“A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.”

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“Stories make sense when so much around us is senseless, and perhaps what makes them most comforting is that while life goes on and pain goes on, stories do us the favor of ending.”

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“Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.”

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Quelle: The Areas of My Expertise (2005), p. 46

“That which is hard to do is best done bitterly.”

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“The decision to drop the atomic bomb - that wasn't Truman, but sweepstakes winner Penny Holkum of Palm Beach. And for that she received a case of Lucky Strikes and a lifetime supply of sadness.”

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April 25, 2006
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“Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies.”

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Or, for that matter, as true.
Quelle: The Areas of My Expertise (2005), p. 18

“This pie chart represents the $70 billion in tax cuts, and the majority of that will go to people making over $200,000 a year. Or, as the government refers to them, "citizens."”

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May 17, 2006
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“You can't fight a war on terror if you're ending a sentence with a preposition.”

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April 25, 2006
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“So long as you refuse to ever acknowledge failure, success becomes eternal, a downward curve, always approaching failure, but never quite reaching it.”

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September 11, 2007
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“(on soccer) Americans don't need a metaphor for war. We have war.”

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June 8, 2006
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“The geographic center of North America is historically located in Osborne County, Kansas. It is said that all armies will bow to the one who controls it.”

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Quelle: The Areas of My Expertise (2005), p. 175

“And parents, some old fashioned kitchen wisdom for dealing with those lice: take your child and cover his hair with mayonnaise and shove him outside because he disgraced your house by bringing lice into it.”

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September 13, 2006
The Areas of My Expertise (2005), Appearances on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

“The silhouette was named for Etienne de Silhouette, the notoriously stingy finance minister for Louis XV, who ironically was himself incapable of casting a shadow, due to lycanthropy.”

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Quelle: The Areas of My Expertise (2005), p. 76

“If you make the smokestacks out of children, who will you force to clean them?”

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May 17, 2006
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“There had been hoboes in the United States since there had been trains and liquor, which is to say, always.”

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Quelle: The Areas of My Expertise (2005), p. 98

“For the first time in history, well-educated, affluent, white males are going to have their say.”

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April 17, 2008
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“Science is not science. It's an art, like… art, in a way.”

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October 18, 2007
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“Like most experts, I've always defined a planet in common-sense terms: Can you beam down to it? Is it populated by green-skinned women? Would Galactus eat it for food?”

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August 24, 2006
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“Weathermen are the ponchoed buffoons who spend hurricanes outside, buffeted by winds, lashed by rains, struggling to stand erect. A mime's "walking against the wind" routine come horribly to life. Whereas meteorologists - we're the people who sent them out there.”

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September 30, 2006
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“What better emblem for our nation, after all, than a level playing field, shaped like an octagon, where people of diverse cultural ass-kicking traditions can meet as equals and immediately start kicking ass.”

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June 11, 2007
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