Edgar Watson Howe Zitate

“Having fun is a dismal business after you pass fifty.”

“There is usually enough of everything on the table except cream.”

“The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.”

“Always remember that if a man knows where he can make a dollar, he will not tell you about it; he will go after it himself.”

“When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.”

“The experience of the world is worth more than the experience of any one man.”

“Of living creatures, business men are nearest sane; their philosophy is as accurate as their multiplication table.”

“We are now confronted with the necessity of remedying the remedies.”

“Another thing which is about as sure as death and taxes, is that no man can go on bluffing indefinitely without being called.”

“As a rule, you'll not have much trouble having your way, if you are right.”

“Every time you become confidential with some people, you hear of a new kind of dirty trick.”

“People hate the man who is a constant drain on their sympathy.”

“When half the people believe one thing, and the other half another, it is usually safe to accept either opinion. The Democrats are as good as the Republicans, and the Catholics as good as the Protestants.”

“A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.”

“Abusing the prosperous in order to curry the favor of the envious, is an old game that still works better than it should.”

“Silliness which would have broken a politician twenty years ago, now makes his fortune.”

“A small man always has one weapon he can use against a great big man: he can "talk" about him.”

“Every man has a long list of things that should be done, but which he knows can't be done. Yet he continues to talk about them as long as he lives.”

“One of the most difficult things in the world is to learn to take a hint easily.”

“However disagreeable a situation is to you, you cannot get rid of it by indignation.”

“Men are virtuous because the women are; women are virtuous from necessity.”

“So many of the optimists in the world don't own a hundred dollars, and because of their optimism, never will.”

“I know what women expect, and give it to them without disagreeable argument; they'll get it anyway.”

“When you hear that a certain man is so good that he wants to help everybody, you may depend upon it that he started the story.”

“A loafer never works except when there's a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.”

“The trouble in the world is nearly all due to the fact that one-half of the people are men, and the other half women.”

“A man needs a friend not to flatter him, but to strengthen him at his weak points.”

“To want your own way is a very bad habit, for you will never get it.”

“No man knows where his business ends and his neighbor's begins.”