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“He's quiet as well, especially if you stalk him.”
On Brad Pitt.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Change is the nature of God’s mind, and resistance to it is the source of great pain.”
Craig Ferguson
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Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Variante: Change is the nature of God’s mind, and resistance to it is the source of great pain.
“You know who doesn't like _____? Al-Qaeda!”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“It's a great day for America, everybody.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“[referring to himself] Where's the Scottish Conan guy?”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.”
Craig Ferguson
buch
Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Because you're one of my writers!
2009-04-03 broadcast
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“By the way, _____ was a name I used to dance under.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "By the way…" variations
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Welcome back, my naughty monkeys.”
whipcrack
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "Welcome Back" variations
Variante: Welcome back, my frisky badgers
On Clive Barker pretending to be Tom Cruise.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
Off-topic discussion about Clive Barker's pants.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“[referring to a suggestive comment aimed at the audience] You too, ladies.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“[to camera] Excuse me for just a second. [walks off-camera, to studio audience] Shut up!”
2009-05-15 broadcast
The audience had collectively went "Aw…", expressing disappointment.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.”
Craig Ferguson
buch
Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“"Whaa, I'm Brad Pitt. I'll crush you." [audience laughs] "With my hand!"”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“[in reference to a two-word comment from a guest] …I used to dance under that name.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "By the way…" variations
“I can't live by your rules, man!”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!”
On Smokey Bear
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
