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Charles John „Chuck“ Klosterman ist ein US-amerikanischer Autor und Journalist, der vor allem im Bereich der Populärkultur arbeitet.

Chuck Klosterman wuchs auf einer Farm nahe Wyndmere, North Dakota auf. Nach einem Studienabschluss der University of North Dakota arbeitete er als Journalist in Fargo, später als Kunstkritiker in Ohio. Seit 2002 lebt er in New York City. Klosterman hat für die Zeitschrift Spin gearbeitet und schreibt derzeit als Kolumnist für Esquire, GQ, das New York Times Magazine, The Believer und die Washington Post. In den USA ist er auch als Sportjournalist bekannt, in Deutschland geht seine Bekanntheit vor allem auf die bisher übersetzten Bücher „Fargo Rock City“ und „Eine zu 85% wahre Geschichte“ zurück.

Im Sommer 2008 war Klosterman als Picador Guest Professor for Literature am American Studies Leipzig Institut zu Gast und hat in dieser Funktion auch mehrere Lesungen in Deutschland gegeben. Wikipedia  

✵ 5. Juni 1972
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“In fact, there may be a day in the near future when you find yourself in a conversation about this book, and someone will ask you what the story is really about, beyond the rudimentary narrative of a cross-country death trip based on a magazine article. And it's very likely you will say, "well, the larger thesis is somewhat underdeveloped, but there is this point early in the story where he takes a woman to Ithaca for no real reason, and it initially seems innocuous, but - as you keep reading - you sort of see how this behaviour is a self-perpetuating problem that keeps reappearing over and over again." In all probability, you will also complain about the author's reliance on self-indulgent, postmodern self-awareness, which will prompt the person you're conversing with to criticize the influence of Dave Eggers on the memoir-writing genre. Then your cell phone will ring, and you will agree to meet someone for brunch.”

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Chuck Klosterman buch Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story

Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (2005)

“You have punched this person in the face.”

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Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Nemesis

“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It's easy. The first girl I ever loved was someone I knew in sixth grade. Her name was Missy; we talked about horses. The last girl I love will be someone I haven't even met yet, probably. They all count. But there are certain people you love who do something else; they define how you classify what love is supposed to feel like. These are the most important people in your life, and you'll meet maybe four or five of these people over the span of 80 years. But there's still one more tier to all this; there is always one person who you love who becomes that definition. It usually happens retrospectively, but it always happens eventually. This is the person who unknowingly sets the template for what you will always love about other people, even if some of those lovable qualities are self-destructive and unreasonable. You will remember having conversations with this person that never actually happened. You will recall sexual trysts with this person that never technically occurred. This is because the individual who embodies your personal definition of love does not really exist. The person is real, and the feelings are real--but you create the context. And context is everything. The person who defines your understanding of love is not inherently different than anyone else, and they're often just the person you happen to meet the first time you really, really want to love someone. But that person still wins. They win, and you lose. Because for the rest of your life, they will control how you feel about everyone else.”

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Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (2005)

“People who barely know the two of you assume you are close friends; people who know both of you intimately suspect you profoundly hate each other.”

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Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Nemesis

“Even eternally free people are enslaved by the process of living.”

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Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)

“We all concede that 'they' rule 'us'. But here is the secret shame of that amorphous entity that makes us all cower in shame: 'they' are losers. 'They' are failures. 'They' don't realize that life is-almost without exception-an absolute meritocracy, and everyone who succeeds completely deserves it. (The exceptions being Dale Peck, MTV on-air personalities who aren't Kurt Loder, Al Franken, and myself)”

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Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Things That Might Be True

“The satisfaction you feel from your own success pales in comparison to the despair you feel from this person's personal triumphs, even if those triumphs are completely unrelated to your life.”

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Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Archenemy

“Were there really this many women in 1985 saying to their husbands, "Gee, honey, I'd love to have random strangers masturbate to a jpeg image of me deepthroating a titanium dildo, but there's no medium for that. Guess we'll have to watch 'Falcon Crest.'”

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Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)

“Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.”

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Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (2005)

“Every time you talk to this person, you lie.”

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Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Archenemy

“You and this person once competed for the same woman, and you both failed.”

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Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Nemesis

“This person has done at least two (2) things that would be classified as "unforgivable."”

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Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Archenemy

“If your archenemy tried to kill you, this person would attempt to stop him.”

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Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Nemesis

“At some point in the past, this person was (arguably) your best friend.”

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Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006), Recognizing Your Nemesis

“Within the context of life, I am the centrist pragmatist who doesn't even vote; within the context of sports, I am a potential war criminal.”

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November 7, 2005
ESPN.com Page 2

“This SimChuck is one suave bastard.”

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Billy Sim 0:12 (Reality Interlude)First Scribner Trade Paperback Edition 2004, pg. 21
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)

“Whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I'm going to blame John Cusack.”

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This is Emo 0:01 (Carnivore Interlude) First Scribner Trade Paperback Edition 2004, pg. 2
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)

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