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Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (2004)
Neverlution (2011)
The Fifth-Annual End-of-the-World Tour (2007)
Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (2004)
Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (2004)
“My dad also survived five divorces, and the women he married cleaned his ass out every time.”
I used to think my dad got divorced because he wanted new furniture. At one point in my life, all we had left was a wooden box, a 12" black-and-white TV, and a four-man rubber raft for a couch. And yet, I was the coolest kid in third grade. (imitating a kid): "Mom, can we have a sleepover in Christopher Titus' house? They have a raft in the living room! We can row to breakfast in the morning. I can actually be Captain Crunch!"
Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (2004)
