Gina Barberi Zitate

“How do you think it feels for me? I'm the one with the butter inside.”

“I tripped and fell and posed naked for a magazine.”

“I don't like to put the whole thing in my mouth.”

“How did he feel about the Muppet?”

“Now my muff smells like steak.”

“I wanted a decorative pot to keep my hose in.”

“Well, you've got to point out a pony.”

“Jane Seymour made my I. B. S act up. I had to leave the room.”

“Eeewww… Sewer coon.”

“I wish I could forget my panties.”

“I left my muff in Park city.”

“We should all be marsupials.”

“My brains are going out my nipples.”

“He thought I was a hooker!”

“You don't want to drop your gonorrhea. It's a mess.”

“I certainly haven't stuck my face in the wilderness.”

“There's not enough Mason Adams jokes.”

“High-definition Paxton butt.”

“Are we ruining boobs for you?”

“It seemed like an awful lot of trouble just to be naked.”

“Prince Albert can't keep it in his pants.”

“We look just like meat!”

“Radio From Hell (June 17, 2005)”
I'm evolving damnit!

“I'm writing it in breast milk.”

“Stick your snout in there.”

“Daylight trick-or-treating is stupid.”

“Nice guys never have a soul patch.”

“What do you need fish balls for?”

“Hey, for many years I had nothing to thrust.”