„If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.“

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—  Hope Solo American association football player 1981
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„Goodness gracious I can't seem to stop
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„Listen, if you guys wanna move around a bit and shake your asses, it's okay. It's okay by us. You can take all your clothes off if you like, too. It doesn't matter... Fuck off! [laughs]“

—  Freddie Mercury British singer, songwriter and record producer 1946 - 1991
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„You are only three or four hours from taking your glasses off for keeps.“

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SHOVE THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT. FUCK OFF!“

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