„He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday — no matter what happened Tuesday.“

—  Stephen Colbert, White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006), Context: The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday — no matter what happened Tuesday.
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„On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays we use the wave theory; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays we think in streams of flying energy quanta or corpuscles.“

—  William Henry Bragg British scientist 1862 - 1942
in Electrons & Ether Waves : being the twenty-third Robert Boyle lecture, on 11th May 1921, Oxford University Press, 1921, p. 11.

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„Them cool grays, thats monday, them space jams, thats tuesday, them spike lee's, thats wednesday, 23's on my Benz“

—  Game (rapper) American rapper, record producer and actor from California 1979
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„Blue Monday how I hate Blue Monday
Got to work like a slave all day
Here come Tuesday, oh hard Tuesday
I'm so tired got no time to play“

—  Fats Domino American R&B musician 1928 - 2017
Misattributed, Blue Monday (1954); the lyrics to the song are by Dave Bartholomew, with Domino later credited as co-writer for his musical revisions to the song in 1956.

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„The person recounting here and now what he saw and what happened to him then is not the same person who saw those things and to whom those things happened.“

—  Javier Marías Spanish writer 1951
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„I do not believe he believes what he is saying.“

—  Jerry Brown American politician/lawyer and current governor of California 1938
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„It doesn't matter what we believe about God. It's what He knows about us.“

—  Morris West Australian writer 1916 - 1999
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„[The Pope] will make the king believe that three are only one, that the bread he eats is not bread…and a thousand other things of the same kind.“

—  Montesquieu French social commentator and political thinker 1689 - 1755
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„[The empiricist] thinks he believes only what he sees, but he is much better at believing than at seeing.“

—  George Santayana, buch Scepticism and Animal Faith
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„The language organ evolved on Tuesday; language was invented on Wednesday; and everyone else in the world was eliminated on Thursday.“

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