„My wife's cooking's gotten a lot better since she learned the smoke alarm wasn't a timer. I had to tell her, "Honey, the food's done before that particular buzzer goes off!"“

—  Ron White

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—  Rodney Dangerfield American actor and comedian 1921 - 2004

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„My fight career has gotten in the way of my marijuana smoking“

—  Nick Diaz American mixed martial artist 1983

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—  Myles Rudge English songwriter and scriptwriter 1926 - 2007

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—  MS Dhoni Indian cricket player 1981

And dhoni doesn't make false promises either. He says it like it is. https://www.scoopwhoop.com/sports/ms-dhoni/

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„That's silly talk… Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.“

—  Barack Obama 44th President of the United States of America 1961

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