„Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.“

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— Carrie Fisher, buch Postcards from the Edge

Quelle: Postcards from the Edge

Letzte Aktualisierung 3. Juni 2021.

Carrie Fisher

US-amerikanische Schauspielerin und Autorin 1956 - 2016

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„It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.“

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— Maureen Johnson writer from the USA 1973

Quelle: The Name of the Star

„If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us since sex itself - and with the longest punch line.“

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— Robert Patrick (playwright) Playwright, poet, lyricist, short story writer, novelist 1937

Pouf Positive
Untold Decades: Seven Comedies of Gay Romance (1988)

„Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.“

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— Bryan Lee O'Malley Artist 1979

Quelle: Scott Pilgrim, Volume 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

„I am not a joking subject!“

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— Moses Golola Kick Boxer, Eating Champion 1980

ChimpReports http://chimpreports.com/index.php/news-in-pictures/sports-in-pictures/18122-fnl4-golola-tries-zig-zag-skills-at-basketball.html

„Yes, I am a pro-life, Christian Conservative and an absurdly imperfect hypocrite. So goes the journey of life. Back to wiener jokes.“

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— Steven Crowder American actor 1987

„Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized.
Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.“

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— Eoin Colfer Irish author of children's books 1965

Quelle: The Atlantis Complex

„I don't know that you can speak of shock … Nothing is too shocking for me. I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line.“

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— Roman Polanski Polish-French film director, producer, writer, actor, and rapist 1933

As quoted in Atlas magazine, Vol. 20 (1971), p. 56, and The Book of Hollywood Quotes (1979) by Gary Herman, p. 26

„It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done quickly. Actually, it is much easier to write this humor than to do a joke or a show from scratch, because the audience knows the plot. Just mention what is going on and then deliver the punch line.“

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— Robert Orben American magician and writer 1928

Lauren Keeport (February 3, 1998) "Scandal feeds maelstrom of Clinton jokes - 'Monicagate' a windfall for TV wits", The Washington Times, p. A2.

„“Liquor does this? Even after you’re sober?”
“A cruel joke, isn’t it? The gods put a price tag on everything, it seems.”“

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— Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

Interlude “The Last Mistake” section 1 (p. 179)
The Lies of Locke Lamora (2006)

„I am not joking. I'm speaking
of spirit. Not dogma but spirit. The Way.“

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— Denise Levertov Poet 1923 - 1997

Conversation in Moscow

„I am very troubled by this horrible issue of "who is a Jew?" I'm very simplistic about it. I ask, if Hitler were here, would he consider me a Jew? And of course he'd say yes, and that's the end of that. If we were all in line to go to Auschwitz, would the Orthodox pull us out of line and say, "You're not a Jew"?“

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— Leonard Nimoy American actor, film director, poet, musician and photographer 1931 - 2015

"A Conversation with Leonard Nimoy" http://www.reformjudaism.org/jewish-life/arts-culture/conversation-leonard-nimoy, Reform Judaism Magazine (Spring 1998).

„Punch me."
"Don't be absurd."
"Come on, punch me, Barrons."
"I'm not punching you."
"I said, punch--OW!"
He decked me.“

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— Karen Marie Moning author 1964

Quelle: Bloodfever

„It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.“

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— Salvador Dalí Spanish artist 1904 - 1989

Quelle: Quotes of Salvador Dali, 1961 - 1970, Diary of a Genius (1964), p. 12

„I was an atheist most of my life and now I am a God-fearing Catholic, because of the miracle of life. And I’m pro-life. Amongst my peers abortion is cool, it’s like, empowering, and they make jokes about it. Some of my best friends go, ‘I accept that it’s murder and I am pro-choice.’ That’s the world I live in.“

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— Gavin McInnes Canadian writer 1970

‘Godfather of Hipsterdom’ Gavin McInnes: Feminism makes women miserable http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/23/godfather-of-hipsterdom-feminism-makes-women-miserable/ (October 13, 2013)

„I punched to line. "Yes? What?"
"Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word with you.“

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— Carrie Vaughn American writer 1973

Quelle: Kitty and the Midnight Hour

„Talking to Petrus is like punching a bag of sand.
'Are you giving him up?'
'Yes, I am giving him up.“

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— J.M. Coetzee, buch Schande

Disgrace (1999)

„I am apt to hire musicians sometimes because I know they will have some good jokes to tell.“

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— Mark Heard American musician and record producer 1951 - 1992

Life in the Industry: A Musician's Diary

„I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.“

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— Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Quelle: Magic Bleeds

„Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.“

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— Woody Allen American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician 1935

„I am all at once what Christ is, ' since he was what I am, and
This Jack, joke, poor potsherd, ' patch, matchwood, immortal diamond,
Is immortal diamond.“

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— Gerard Manley Hopkins English poet 1844 - 1889

" That Nature is a Heraclitean Fire and of the Comfort of the Resurrection http://www.bartleby.com/122/48.html", lines 22-24
Wessex Poems and Other Verses (1918)

„Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.“

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