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Judith Sheindlin

Geburtstag: 21. Oktober 1942

Judith Susan Sheindlin , known professionally as Judge Judy, is an American prosecution lawyer, former Manhattan family court judge, television personality, and author. Since September 1996, Sheindlin has presided over her own successful 4-time Daytime Emmy Award–winning arbitration-based court show series, Judge Judy, produced by CBS Television Distribution.Sheindlin passed the New York state bar examination in 1965 and became a prosecutor in the family court system. In 1982 New York City Mayor Ed Koch appointed her as a judge, first in criminal court, then later as Manhattan's supervising family court judge in 1986.

Sheindlin is the longest serving judge or arbitrator in courtroom-themed programming history, a distinction that earned Sheindlin a place in the Guinness World Records. Wikipedia

Zitate Judith Sheindlin

„I want you to stop getting hysterical over NOTHING!“

—  Judith Sheindlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Sd5ZGlaZ0
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly

„If you tell the truth, you don't have to have a good memory. If you lie, you're always tripping over your own tie.“

—  Judith Sheindlin

Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly
Quelle: http://www.youtube.com/user/JJMinisodes#p/u/7/hpLSM73I6ZM ("If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" - Mark Twain)

„Your lawsuit is such a crock of baloney.“

—  Judith Sheindlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9XiHQBe1k
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

„I'm not 25, and I'm not 5'8". But I know when someone is pulling my leg.“

—  Judith Sheindlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8B09JYv4Hs&feature=channel_video_title
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky

„"Yep" is not an answer!“

—  Judith Sheindlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X0wm6SyDkE
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly

„I don't know why a 57-year-old man would loan an 18-year-old cashier at Whole Foods $250. I don't know why a man would do that. But I can tell you one thing: my husband's not going to Whole Foods anymore.“

—  Judith Sheindlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixef04_4NLE&t=19s&index=1&list=UU3QQg392IdRXlV3Sr5d9vdw
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being funny

„after someone in audience applauds, causing plaintiff to burst into tears: If there's any more noise from our gallery, you're gonna leave. Got it?“

—  Judith Sheindlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9XiHQBe1k
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly

„Let me explain something to you, Fresh Mouth: I'm the only one who makes jokes.“

—  Judith Sheindlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIYBki9QTZw&feature=related
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dress, stand, speak properly

„Don't be a wise guy in here, sir. There's only one wise person in here - and that's Byrd.“

—  Judith Sheindlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37tcUYWijiw
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being funny

„Try not to be too nervous. I only digest litigants on Thursday.“

—  Judith Sheindlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH5TQ1ZXWNc&feature=channel_video_title
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being funny

„Consider yourself having been reasonably humiliated in front of ten million people. Now, without saying another word, turn around, and find the exit. Goodbye.“

—  Judith Sheindlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLQ3fw-7_hA&feature=bf_next&list=UUNOaQAKNIBe0AHquR9ttP0g&lf=plcp
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

„to a defendant who claimed he was receiving Worker's Compensation for a bad knee: Well, what did you think you were going to do for UPS, deliver babies?“

—  Judith Sheindlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3L8c0Dv_M&feature=related
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being funny

„You pulled out a gun, and you shot the gun over FLOWERS! Are you a MORON?!! … You should be hiding under a rock, not acting as plaintiff in a lawsuit!“

—  Judith Sheindlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cYWq1bm_Q
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

„Let me tell you something. This is my playpen, and I get the last word.“

—  Judith Sheindlin

Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky
Quelle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xn3kw50kS0&feature=related

„Oh, sit down! You're as dumb as he is!“

—  Judith Sheindlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWymt7oX8as
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Dismissing a statement or case

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